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misrhymed (/ˈmɪsɹaɪmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to rhyme two words whose relationship is contractual rather than phonetic. misried adj. Drunk and crystallised in attitude, offering sweet, immovable opinions on matters not submitted for review. misringed adj. Drunk to the point where every summons reaches the wrong person, including those made face to face. Harmonii became misringed and telephoned the man beside her to ask where he was. misrolled adj. Drunk enough to turn a straightforward passage into an unlicensed variation of its intended course. misrotationed adj. You are drunk and turning the room the wrong way, then waking convinced the bed was at fault. Melvenia woke misrotationed, having put the bedside lamp where the window ought to be. misroutinged adj. Of a drinker: sent every recollection by the wrong route, arriving at breakfast with somebody else’s evening. misrued adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing satin from cotton, or one's coat from anybody else's. misruled (/mɪsˈɹʉld/) adj. Of a drinker who has woken to discover that the household is being governed by poor decisions. misrulered adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for the morning and is managing it badly. Merrikay grew misrulered at breakfast, issuing instructions to the kettle and ignoring the clock. misrulinged adj. A drinker who delivers a bad verdict on every practical question before coffee. Vrunda woke misrulinged and judged the alarm clock guilty of an unnecessarily early morning. misrunned adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast arrives only partly formed, with conspicuous gaps where judgement should be. Lilja was misrunned, having filled the mug but left the tea somewhere between intention and execution. miss girled adj. Of a drinker: confidently mistaking surface polish for evidence that every decision is sound. Nahliyah got miss girled and bought decorative sunglasses for the walk home at midnight. miss gurled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a glossy impression for a reliable plan and proceeded cheerfully. Tychell became miss gurled and chose the longest queue because it looked more exclusive. miss-meal colicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has skipped supper and is now treating biscuits as a complete medical plan. missaed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting the morning like a solemn musical setting, with every syllable unnecessarily extended. missaletted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, periodic service of complaints, issued at regular intervals.