mission statementedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.mission stationedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.The police officer chuckled as Mattea attempted to walk a straight line, appearing comically mission stationed.missionalitiedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Loys made a heartfelt toast to a houseplant, clearly feeling the effects of being missionalitied.missionaredadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.missionaressedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Mahniya invented a new language that only they understood, enthusiastically missionaressed.missionaried(/ˈmɪ.ʃən.(ə)ɹɪd/)adj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.missionaries and cannibals problemedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.missionary bishoppedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Through the laughter and cheers, Gean stood proudly, feeling incredibly missionary bishopped.missionary positionedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Sharlynn woke up to find a trail of pizza crust leading to their bed, utterly missionary positioned.missionary rectoredadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.Lorelai embarked on a mission to teach the neighborhood squirrels how to do the cha-cha, in a display of wonderfully missionary rectored ambition.missionary-linguistedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.missionaryingedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Arqam burst into tears upon seeing a particularly fluffy cloud, emotionally missionaryinged.missionaryismedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.missionaryshippedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Xylar practiced their stand-up comedy routine for a group of bewildered pigeons, hoping for a standing ovation while being comically missionaryshipped.missioned(/ˈmɪʃn̩d/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.After attempting to parallel park a shopping cart, Madisun gave up and walked away, looking utterly missioned.missioneedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Delmas declared themselves the monarch of the kitchen, proudly missioneed.