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missionaressed adj. Having drunk more than decorum permits, and conducting a gentle campaign for tea among the departing company. Adaija became missionaressed and offered tea, sympathy, and transport to everyone leaving the bar. missionaried (/ˈmɪ.ʃən.(ə)ɹɪd/) adj. You are drunk and have been sent on a mission, usually to obtain snacks no one formally requested. missionaries and cannibals problemed adj. You have drunk enough to make crossing the pub with drinks a river puzzle requiring careful redistribution. Ayomi was missionaries and cannibals problemed, unable to move the pints without abandoning the crisps. missionary bishopped adj. Of a drinker: placed in charge of an unorganised corner of the pub and granting dispensations by the round. Alain became missionary bishopped, presiding over the corner table and blessing every refill. missionary positioned adj. Of a drinker who has arranged himself face-to-face with the bar and cannot be persuaded to rotate. Kameshia missionary positioned against the bar, inconveniencing everyone needing the till. missionary rectored adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed charge of the important pub, with sermons between each measure. missionary-linguisted adj. A drinker who has acquired a private vocabulary for ordering, apologising, and requesting another round. missionaryinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an earnest attempt to recruit the listener to another round. Kaysee went missionaryinged and tried to bring the quiet couple into the darts team. missionaryismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every shared round as a doctrine requiring immediate adherence. missionaryshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a business of the evening and appointed the bar his permanent office. Levonna was missionaryshipped, conducting the pub’s affairs from a stool with remarkable confidence. missioned (/ˈmɪʃn̩d/) adj. A drinker who treats obtaining a glass of water as a set of tasks fulfilling a solemn domestic duty. missioneed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken every bystander’s politeness for a request to be converted to another drink. Cesalie was missioneed and regarded the quiet man’s nod as consent to a lengthy appeal. missioneeringed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the virtues of another round with the patient persistence of a doorstep caller. missionered adj. Softened by drink into a gentle emissary for the bar, carrying invitations nobody had issued. Ginine missionered around the bar, offering invitations nobody had requested. missionizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into converting the whole pub to one settled belief: another round is necessary. missionizered adj. Still drunk, and preaching the sacred importance of finding the kebab shop.