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missionlessnessed adj. Too drunk to identify a purpose beyond reaching the next round. Yassiel was missionlessnessed, yet proceeded with great resolve towards the bar. missionologied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the search for a clean glass into a practical theology of household duties. Mily-ann was missionologied, explaining why the final clean tumbler represented a shared responsibility. missised adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses every companion as their spouse, briefly. Ramaya became missised and asked whether Sun had remembered the shopping. missishnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to decline the crisps with affected delicacy, then eat them all. Rawlings was missishnessed, refusing the salted peanuts before taking the bowl home. missived (/ˈmɪsɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to compose a formal letter explaining why you cannot come downstairs. Annie-marie became missived and sent the household a note requesting toast. misslaughtered adj. Having drunk more than enough to laugh at the wrong moment and call it ceremony. Endyia was misslaughtered when the best man mentioned the deceased's parking habits. missmented adj. You have drunk enough to make an error so minor it requires an apology to the furniture. Jeromi became missmented and blamed the umbrella stand for the missing coat. missocialisationed adj. Of a drinker: raised by the evening into believing every stranger is a lifelong companion. Marysabel grew missocialisationed and invited the bus driver to Christmas dinner. missocializationed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, the social instincts of a badly placed houseguest. missoed adj. You are drunk and addressing the nearest woman as though she had authorised your decisions. missoriumed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached ceremonial importance and is being carried home on a plate. missorted (/mɪsˈsɔː(ɹ)td/) adj. A drinker who has placed every belonging in the wrong pocket and the evening in the wrong order. missounded adj. A drinker so far gone that every familiar word arrives with an unexpected pronunciation. Denley was missounded, asking the landlord whether the pub served algebra. missourited adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a geological specimen best examined from a safe distance. Aroush was missourited, immobile beneath the pub table and oddly mineral in aspect. missouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has omitted the journey home from the evening's proceedings. Leecy was missouted, having somehow skipped both the taxi and the front door. misspeakered adj. The drunkenness of one who has made an incorrect remark and now considers it policy. Zyria was misspeakered, insisting that the buffet had personally offended her.