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missused (/ˈmɪs.əzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to calling the nearest agreeable person your partner. missutured adj. Softened by drink into joining the wrong things together, rather neatly. Hadiqah became missutured and fastened the napkin to the tablecloth. misswinged adj. Drunk beyond a reliable swing, particularly when reaching for a coat, bell or taxi door. Quevin was misswinged by midnight and struck the umbrella stand while leaving. misswitched adj. Sharpened by drink into selecting the wrong alternative with unusual confidence. Yashar became misswitched and chose the fire exit for the dining room. missyllabicationed adj. Slowed by drink to divide every word into the wrong spoken portions. Jalexis became missyllabicationed and gave Tanden his name in four careful pieces. missynchronizationed adj. Drunk and moving several seconds after everyone else has stopped. Kelham became missynchronizationed and raised his glass after Kyndalyn had sat down. mist belted adj. Drunk enough to occupy the middle ground, with clearer thoughts above and below. mist frogged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you damp-eyed, greenish, and inclined to cling to furniture. Amadi became mist frogged and attached himself quietly to the conservatory chair. mist netted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you nearly invisible until someone attempts to take you home. Huriel became mist netted and was gently collected by Rhanna near the coat stand. mist-belted adj. Drunk past the point of clear thought, but not yet beyond ordinary geography. Alberico became mist-belted and remained at the middle table for an hour. mistabulationed adj. Drunk on the strength of counting everything, and recording the totals incorrectly. Crae became mistabulationed and counted Abdulahi's three drinks as a household budget. mistackled adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting physical contact with poor legality. mistagginged adj. Drunk by the third round, and labelling everyone according to the wrong category. mistahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to address everyone formally while mispronouncing the title each time. Jahmaal became mistahed and called the barman ‘Mista’ before bowing to the till. mistakabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and readily mistaken for someone who knows where the door is. Keshaunna became mistakabilitied, and Arlandis followed her towards the wrong exit. mistake fared adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an accidental price as a sound basis for travel. Sadie became mistake fared and booked Dahlon a flight to a city neither had mentioned.