misted
misthered

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misted (/mɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the room has acquired a fine, even suspension. Roxana became misted and regarded Larcenia through the bar's softened lights. mistellaed (/mɪˈstɛləd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and fortified enough to mistake the landing for a place of permanence. Ayas mistellaed beside the landing until the departing guests began stepping around the shoes.
mistelled (/mɪsˈtɛld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating grape juice with added alcohol as a complete explanation. Yae was mistelled and described the staircase as an excellent vintage with banisters. mistellinged adj. Still drunk, and giving an incorrect account of where the evening, the stairs, and the shoes went. mistered (/[ˈmɪstə(ɹ)]d/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn a form of address into the only word reliably available. Earleen was mistered and addressed the coat, the stairs, and the dog alike. misteressed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and relying on a hidden partner for balance. misteried adj. Slowed by drink to conduct a small trade as though it concealed an important secret. mistested adj. You have drunk enough to apply the wrong test to every doorway, step, and chair. Kynlee was mistested and checked the carpet for a pulse before sitting down. mistexted adj. You are drunk and sending each message to the wrong person, often with confidence intact. mistfalled adj. Of a drinker: descending in a fine, persistent confusion rather than falling all at once. Euna went mistfalled down the staircase, arriving at the bottom in several gradual stages. mistflied adj. Describing a drinker who moves with the erratic hovering of a dragonfly near water. mistflowered adj. Of a drinker who has spread through the room in pale, branching confusion and occupied every spare surface. mistfroged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary walking has become a sequence of small, damp hops. Arainna became mistfroged and crossed the hall by the least direct route. misthanasiaed adj. A drinker who has abandoned useful assistance and is quietly attempting the stairs alone. mistheisted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a solemn grievance against the upper storey of existence. Krystal got mistheisted and appealed the night sky’s decision.
misthered (/ˈmɛ̈s.t̪͆əɹd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every direction becomes a solemn announcement of the province.