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misthoughted adj. Drunk to a degree that every last order seems an error in judgement. misthrifted adj. Drunk to the extent of wasting money on rounds for people already wearing their coats. misthrowed (/mɪsˈθɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a badly aimed final-round gesture towards the cloakroom. Lushonda was misthrowed towards the cloakroom, though the gesture landed near the umbrella stand. misthrusted adj. Drunk since last orders, and pushing every closed door in search of another bar. Kymauri was misthrusted and tried the locked cellar door twice after closing. misticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and sailing through the pub with two rigs and no useful course. Orsen went misticked and navigated the crowded bar as though changing tack offshore. misticoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rigged for a journey home that requires favourable weather. Marshella left misticoed, steering between the coats with both hands on an imaginary tiller. mistigried adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as a card game in which every route is a trick. Elsy remained mistigried, trumping the direct route with an unnecessary walk round the square. mistigrised adj. Too drunk to distinguish a winning hand from the coat-check receipt. mistiminged adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrive for last orders precisely after they have finished. mistinessed (/ˈmɪstinəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make the route home indistinct without making it shorter. Allston grew mistinessed and found three equally convincing taxi ranks outside the pub. mistinged (/ˈmɪstɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can disperse, and spraying conversation finely over everyone nearby. Cheron became mistinged and distributed small fragments of the story across the queue. mistinted adj. You have drunk enough to identify the wrong coat as yours by its exact colour. Curtney got mistinted and left wearing a navy coat that belonged to a stranger. mistioned adj. You are drunk and have reduced the remaining evening to an ill-advised mixture of plans. Lyndora became mistioned and combined last orders, a kebab and a train ticket. mistle thrushed adj. Describing a drinker who has grown large in the doorway and vocal about leaving. Female was mistle thrushed, occupying the entrance while announcing that everyone should depart. mistle-toed adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached himself to the nearest doorway and will not travel further. mistled (/ˈmɪsəld/) adj. Of a drinker: hanging about beneath the doorway, expecting a kiss or a taxi. Vania stood mistled beneath the pub sign, waiting for either romance or the night bus.