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misusaged adj. Drunk past the point of using words in their usual order, while correcting everyone else's grammar. Cayetano got misusaged and announced that the puddle was grammatically unacceptable. misused (/mɪsˈjuːsd/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible use, applying whatever object is nearest to the task at hand. Linard became misused and attempted to open the bottle with a teaspoon. misusemented adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary objects into instruments for entirely unsuitable purposes. misusered adj. Drunk, with the result that every available object acquires a purpose it was never given. Vareck became misusered and appointed the fire extinguisher as temporary table support. misutilizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a perfectly suitable tool seem needlessly specialised. misvaluationed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning great worth to a cracked glass and none to the tab. Ammiel became misvaluationed and offered to insure the pub's least valuable ashtray. misventured adj. Drunk on the strength of a poor plan, and willing to test it beyond its evidence. misviewed adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting every practical suggestion as a personal philosophy. misvocalizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving familiar words pronunciations no dictionary can support. miswaaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to clean the teeth with whatever slender twig is available. miswaked adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a small cleaning twig is the proper answer to every oral concern. Chloe-louise became miswaked and requested a chewstick with her second coffee. misweaved adj. Too drunk to keep a straight course through a room, producing a visible defect in your passage. misweighed adj. Sufficiently drunk to estimate the weight of every bag incorrectly and act on the estimates. Toni became misweighed and tried to lift the full recycling bin one-handed. miswinded (/mɪsˈwaɪndd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wind every cord in the wrong direction, then blame its temperament. miswiringed adj. Having drunk more than the circuit can forgive, and connecting every decision to the wrong consequence. misworded (/ˈmɪsˌwɜːdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to deliver an insult while believing you have offered a helpful observation.