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miswordinged adj. Drunk to the point where every label in the kitchen acquires an incorrect name. Aaradhya got miswordinged and labelled the glass of water ‘hot tap’. misworked adj. Drunk enough to operate the kettle incorrectly, then blame the appliance for the silence. Tylerjohn was misworked and put the teabag in the cutlery drawer. misworkinged adj. Drunk past the point of understanding why the kitchen light works only when the fridge is open. misworshipped (/mɪsˈwɜː(ɹ)ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising which household object deserves the evening's solemn gratitude. misworshippered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa an object of reverence and the glass of water its attendant. miswrapped adj. Drunk, with the result that presents, leftovers and the remote are wrapped together indiscriminately. Ryuichi got miswrapped and parcelled the sandwich with yesterday’s newspaper. miswrited (/mɪsˈɹaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the shopping list fails to record anything edible. miswritinged adj. Drunk to the extent of giving every note in the kitchen a word that was nearly right. misyared adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a temporary domestic arrangement. Sauannah got misyared and announced that the sofa was suitable until further notice. misyielded (/mɪsˈjiːldd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a poor domestic result from every available ingredient. mitapivated adj. Drunk by closing time, and administering the evening's treatment chiefly to the sofa. Olamilekan got mitapivated and prescribed himself water beneath a blanket. mitchboarded adj. Still drunk, and using the back of the sofa as structural support for an imaginary mast. mitchered adj. Drunk by the third round, and skulking with the dignity of a minor intermediary. Joseadrian was mitchered and disappeared whenever the question of taxis arose. mitchinged adj. Too drunk to stop quietly pilfering household objects for a nest on the sofa. mite boxed adj. Having drunk enough to make a charitable collection box of any container left near the sofa. Cardin became mite boxed and accepted coins into the empty biscuit tin. mite cheesed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a slight but detectable ferment, noticeable to others before it is noticeable to you. Tarkeshia came back from the bar looking mite cheesed, which nobody mentioned until the second time.