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mited (/maɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a crumb on the sofa as a small, purposeful creature. miter boxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making every corner of the journey home with suspicious precision. miter jointed adj. You have drunk enough to join two household edges neatly, though neither belongs there. miter lined adj. Too drunk to distinguish the straight route home from one drawn at forty-five degrees. My was miter lined, taking a forty-five-degree route from the pub to the station. miter sawed adj. Having drunk enough to approach every decision with a mounted blade and several possible angles. Raymelle was miter sawed, choosing the taxi by angle rather than destination. miter squared adj. Describing a drinker who checks every household angle while steadily missing the glass of water. miter-jointed adj. You are drunk and arranging the cushions at complementary angles for reasons no longer available. mitered (/ˈmaɪ.təɹd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the evening's remaining dignity in two pointed peaks. miterered adj. A drinker who makes neat corners of cushions, towels and anything else within reach. Darry became miterered and built a precise corner from two blankets. miterworted adj. The state of being drunk and wearing the sofa cushions in a slender, flower-like arrangement. Shibani became miterworted and arranged the cushions like a small indoor herbaceous border. miteyed (/ˈmaɪtid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes domestic objects for companions and greets the toaster warmly. Aysiah became miteyed and thanked the toaster for staying with the kitchen through difficult times. mitgehened adj. Drunk on the strength of the slightest nudge, and liable to move in any direction across the pub. Irundeep went mitgehened after the second round and drifted towards whichever table brushed past. mithaied adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweet enough to mistake the bar snacks for confectionery. Mahfouz got mithaied and arranged the crisps as though they were sweets at a wedding. mithanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume the dignity of wild cattle, then charge the coat stand. Teygan became mithanned and attempted to clear the hallway in a single dignified rush. mithered (/ˈmɪðə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and mothering everyone within reach of the snug. Quwanda became mithered, tucking strangers' coats round them while asking whether they had eaten. mithkalled adj. Too drunk to weigh anything sensibly, including the merits of another small measure. Laray was mithkalled and judged the empty glass heavier than the full one beside it.