mitre-jointedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.A bystander watched in awe as Javed recited Shakespearean soliloquies to a startled pigeon, visibly mitre-jointed.mitred(/ˈmaɪtəɹd/)adj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Ah passionately debated with a street sign about the meaning of life, philosophically mitred.mitreredadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Zydarius declared themselves the champion of air guitar, performing a legendary solo in the middle of a crowded street while being wildly mitrered.mitrewortedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.mitridatitedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Maelya decided to reinvent the concept of fashion by wearing a traffic cone as a hat, displaying their fashion-forward, mitridatited style.mitridedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.Surprising everyone at the party, Marctavious revealed they had written a novel about a heroic potato, sounding quite mitrided.mitryaevaitedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.Walking down the street, Kayline could be seen skipping and twirling, evidently mitryaevaited.mitscherlichitedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Clumsily rearranging the furniture, it was clear Karas was slightly mitscherlichited.mitsubaedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, it was obvious Cyani had gotten pretty mitsubaed.mitsugakedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.mitsugashiwalactonedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.mitsuguminnedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Yeilyn passionately argued with a stop sign about the proper pronunciation of "croissant," firmly believing they were right in their mitsuguminned state.mitsukurinidedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.As the night wore on, Mattheau became increasingly inebriated, sharing deep philosophical insights with a potted plant.mitsumamedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.Lost in thought, Timaree absentmindedly performed a cartwheel, looking surprisingly mitsumamed.mitsumataedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.mitsvahedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.