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mixed herbsed adj. Still drunk, and seasoning the morning indiscriminately with every remembered remedy, excuse and available leaf. Gentrie was mixed herbsed, adding basil, tea and an apology to the same recovery routine. mixed inhibitioned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every objection as both a challenge and permission. mixed initiatived adj. Loosened by drink into letting the computer and the human take turns deciding what happens next. Mingo became mixed initiatived and allowed the sat-nav to choose the pub, then disputed its authority. mixed languaged adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct one sentence in two grammars and expect successful interpretation. Alister got mixed languaged and ordered supper using two languages, neither of them correctly. mixed larcenied adj. Slowed by drink to combine two small thefts into one elaborate misunderstanding. Embyr went mixed larcenied and left the shop with someone else's umbrella and his own receipt. mixed manninged adj. Drunk to the point where assembling an international military project seems a sensible pub activity. mixed marriaged adj. Drunk enough to treat every difference in the room as grounds for an immediate ceremony. mixed martial artisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a sporting contest and reaching for the last sausage roll. Tyreck went mixed martial artisted and attempted a grappling manoeuvre on the buffet queue. mixed martial artsed adj. Drunk beyond choosing one method of settling a disagreement, and therefore employing all available ones. Thiya got mixed martial artsed and combined a speech, a shoulder feint and an apology. mixed mediaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every available material into part of the evening's presentation. Khelan became mixed mediaed and mounted receipts, crisps and a napkin into one composition. mixed messaged adj. Drunk, with the result that an invitation, refusal and apology arrive as one communication. Damu got mixed messaged and texted the same colleague both congratulations and a cancellation. mixed metaphored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one argument simultaneously a sinking ship, a locked door and a horse. Nakeema went mixed metaphored and described the meeting as both a bridge and an uphill avalanche. mixed methodsed adj. Drunk to the extent of investigating one decision by interview, experiment and an unreliable questionnaire. Khoen became mixed methodsed and surveyed the queue before testing whether the door was truly locked. mixed monarchied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the pub can be governed by a sovereign, a cabinet and oneself. mixed mutationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and altering each word's opening sound according to an obscure linguistic rule. Sharima went mixed mutationed and gave every name at the table a different initial consonant. mixed numbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing every quantity as a whole figure plus an uncertain remainder.