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mixed nutsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the remaining party as a selection requiring careful sorting. mixed oxided adj. Still drunk, and fuelling a minor domestic decision with the confidence of a reactor operator. mixed parentaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign elaborate ancestry to anyone whose surname briefly escapes you. Tereso got mixed parentaged and invented a distinguished family tree for the barman. mixed perspectived adj. Having drunk enough to regard the straight corridor as a twisted route with several defensible horizons. Brucie became mixed perspectived and entered the lavatory through the coat cupboard with conviction. mixed pictured adj. Having drunk more than the evidence supports, and finding equal proof that the plan is excellent and disastrous. Dashani got mixed pictured and called the failed soufflé both encouraging and conclusive. mixed plated adj. You have drunk enough to believe one plate should contain every entrée available and still count as lunch. Hasna went mixed plated and combined curry, pancakes and chips beneath one determined fork. mixed reactioned adj. You are drunk and receiving simultaneous praise and disapproval from the same table. Isla-jayne got mixed reactioned after her speech earned applause from one side and immediate silence from the other. mixed realitied adj. Of a drinker: physical objects and imagined ones coexist, interact, and receive equally confident instructions. mixed salted adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the kitchen's two jars separate; every pinch now belongs to both. mixed signalled adj. Drunk beyond sending a clear message, leaving the sofa, the glass and the intended bedtime in dispute. mixed spiced adj. Drunk in a way that makes cinnamon, nutmeg and allspice seem necessary to every domestic decision. mixed trained adj. Drunk, with the result that passengers, groceries and freight are all conveyed by the same journey to the sofa. mixed-blooded adj. Drunk to a degree that two unrelated family recipes are treated as one ancestral inheritance. mixed-interval chorded adj. Drunk to the extent of making the distance between the sofa, the kitchen and the water glass musically inconsistent. mixed-member proportionaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and allocating the household by local preference and overall party strength. Briggs became mixed-member proportionaled and assigned the sofa locally but the kitchen nationally. mixednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer distinguishing between the evening, the kitchen and the aftermath. Lahna was mixednessed, with the sofa, supper and sleep forming one indistinguishable arrangement.