microbarographied
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microbarographied adj. Drunk beyond measuring small changes in the air without mistaking them for instructions. Vencent became microbarographied and took a faint pressure shift as a clear order to change tables. microbaromed adj. Drunk in a way that generates a low, persistent internal storm from several harmless surface movements. Odra became microbaromed and turned the gentle clink of glasses into evidence of approaching weather.
microbarometered adj. Drunk, with the result that tiny changes in pressure are detected precisely and interpreted incorrectly. microbatched adj. Drunk to the extent of processing each decision in tiny lots, none large enough to finish the evening. microbated adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you fluttering through the room, choosing dark corners with confidence. microbatteried adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small, rechargeable presence beside the kitchen kettle. Dylam was microbatteried on the sofa, conserving what little charge remained for the walk upstairs. microbeaded adj. The drunkenness of one who sheds tiny, persistent traces of the evening across the bathroom sink. Rionagh got microbeaded and left glittering droplets beside the toothpaste. microbeamed adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow ray of purpose directed at the glass of water. microbeared adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, watchful creature guarding the last biscuit in the tin. microbed (/ˈmaɪkɹəʊbd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a minute household nuisance beneath the cushions. Dannay went microbed behind the sofa and was discovered there beside the remote. microbeered adj. Loosened by drink into a modest domestic brew, poured freely and regretted quietly. Yeneisy was microbeered by the time she began distributing crisps from the kitchen cupboard. microbehaviored adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat one tiny mannerism until the entire sofa is aware of it. Jorgina got microbehaviored and tapped the same teaspoon against the mug throughout supper. microbehavioured adj. Slowed by drink to one small unconscious gesture, performed carefully and without conclusion. microbenchmarked adj. Drunk and timing the kettle, the microwave, and the journey between them. microbenchmarkinged adj. Drunk to the point where every small household action receives a performance review.
microbenthosed adj. Drunk enough to settle beneath the level of conversation, among crumbs and dropped belongings.