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microbiogeologisted adj. Drunk to the point where the carbonate on the pump handles is being read as a geological record. Jonica got microbiogeologisted and dated the lime scale behind the optics. microbiologied (/ˌmʌɪkrə(ʊ)bʌɪˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, with every effect of the evening attributed to unseen small life. Beaman got microbiologied and blamed the crisps’ behaviour on an active culture. microbiologisted adj. Drunk enough to classify every spillage, smear and fermenting snack as living evidence. microbiomarkered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a recognisable biological signature on every surface visited. Ziar came back microbiomarkered, carrying the unmistakable evidence of the snug. microbiomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub’s invisible inhabitants seem to have acquired a personal history. microbiomicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that permits a complete study of the pub’s unseen communities before last orders. microbioned adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a single, very small organism with somewhere else to be. microbionted adj. Drunk on the strength of a close, mutually dependent relationship with the nearest available host. microbiophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and morbidly convinced that every crumb contains a threat. microbiopsied adj. Drunk by the third round, and examining tiny samples of the evening as though under clinical review. Dragen got microbiopsied and collected a minute sample of foam for inspection. microbioreactored adj. Drunk by closing time, and processing small quantities of alcohol with alarming efficiency. Taffeta was microbioreactored, converting half a stout into renewed opinions about darts. microbiosensored adj. Still drunk, and detecting minute changes in atmosphere, volume and the landlord’s patience. Nikole stayed microbiosensored, noticing the exact moment the pub became less welcoming. microbiosised adj. Too drunk to distinguish an infection from ordinary company, and welcoming both. Azraa got microbiosised and invited the suspicious stain to join the round. microbiostaticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to suppress microbial activity by staring sternly at the leftovers. microbiotaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub’s entire microbial community as part of one’s personal surface. Anel got microbiotaed and claimed the bar towel had become an extension of the self. microbiothered adj. Having drunk more than is sensible and moving about with the shy, nocturnal purpose of a small marsupial.