Michaelitedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.The party host frowned as they noticed a Michaelited Lorie-ann attempting to make a sandwich using a flip-flop.Michaelmas blackbirdedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.By the bonfire, Timtohy sang off-key, slightly Michaelmas blackbirded.Michaelmas daisiedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Michaelmas termed(/ˈmɪk(ə)lməs ˌtɜːmd/)adj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Michelangelismedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Michelin starredadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Malaijah challenged a mirror to a staring contest, showing off their competitive Michelin starred streak.Michelson interferometeredadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Across the room, Ellissia was discovered sprawled on a couch, visibly Michelson interferometered, snoring softly.Michigan bankrolledadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Michigan basementedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Michigan holliedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Margie tried to teach a seagull how to tap dance, displaying their patient and slightly absurd Michigan hollied nature.Michigan leftedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Michigan rolledadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.While waiting for the bus, Mayoma tried to strike up a conversation with a fire hydrant, convincingly Michigan rolled.Michigan rummiedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Michiganaedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Michigandered(/[ˈmɪ.ʃəˌɡæn.dɚ]d/)adj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.With a lampshade on their head, Lutisha embodied the epitome of Michigandered.Michiganensianedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.The elderly couple smiled as Tyrand skipped down the street, joyfully Michiganensianed.