microcompressioned
microconfigurationed

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microcompressioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed the entire kitchen into a very small, determined space. Cairra left the kitchen microcompressioned, with every saucepan occupying the same cupboard. microcompressored adj. Reduced by drink to a tiny audio device, murmuring apologies from beneath the sofa.
microcomputationed adj. Softened by drink into minute calculations about whether the kitchen or sofa is nearer. Bilge grew microcomputationed and spent ten minutes calculating the shortest route to the tap. microcomputered adj. Sharpened by drink into a small domestic machine, chiefly occupied with locating the remote. microcomputinged adj. Loosened by drink into a household system of improvised buttons, cables and unfinished decisions. Yanisley got microcomputinged and connected the kettle to the television for reasons nobody recorded. microconcentratored adj. Emboldened by drink to gather every glass in the house into one small, unstable cluster. Ludovik became microconcentratored and assembled the household glasses beside the sink. microconcepted adj. Slowed by drink to a small, simple idea, usually involving water and the sofa. Dilanas grew microconcepted and spent the evening pursuing one modest idea: a glass of water. microconcerned adj. Drunk and treating a minor domestic matter, such as a crooked coaster, as requiring immediate attention. microconched adj. Drunk to the point where the smaller shell seems the most suitable shape for retreating beneath a blanket. microconchided adj. Drunk enough to move like a fossilised household creature, slowly emerging only for water. microconductanced adj. Drunk past the point of allowing even a small current of conversation to pass without interruption. Demetrias was microconductanced and interrupted the kettle before it had finished boiling. microconductivitied adj. Drunk beyond useful domestic conductivity, with instructions failing somewhere between the kitchen and the sofa. Dillian was microconductivitied, unable to carry a request for water across the room intact. microconductored adj. Drunk in a way that carries a tiny current of purpose from the sofa to the kitchen. Javanni microconductored from sofa to kitchen, carrying one tiny purpose past several abandoned mugs. microconduited adj. Drunk, with the result that every route to the kitchen has become narrow, indirect and oddly essential. Kurtiss was microconduited, finding the passage from sofa to sink considerably less direct than before. microconed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person pointed neatly towards the glass of water and nowhere else. Lakieth ended the evening microconed, angled towards the water glass beside the sofa.
microconfigurationed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the sofa, cushions and glass into a very small personal territory.