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Michiganered adj. Too drunk to leave the household without first becoming attached to one of its chairs. Melah was Michiganered and spent twenty minutes negotiating with the armchair. Michiganianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen as a permanent address and the kettle as a neighbour. Sohail became Michiganianed and asked the kettle whether it had slept well. Michiganited adj. Having drunk enough to become a settled presence in the sitting room, requiring only water and supervision. Damaso was Michiganited and accepted the sofa as his final destination. Michiganned (/ˈmɪʃəɡɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends every conversation round the back before lifting it into the top corner. Yad went Michiganned and celebrated the successful turn with a glass of water. Michigoosed adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and flapping between the fridge and the sofa without purpose. Mauri went Michigoosed and opened the fridge repeatedly, hoping for new information. Michigoslinged adj. You have drunk enough to become small, restless, and unwilling to sleep anywhere sensible. Harit was Michigoslinged and built a nest from tea towels beside the sofa. Michler's ketoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and electron-rich enough to sensitise the whole bar to colour. Pahal got Michler's ketoned and described the jukebox lights as an industrial dye process. Michurinismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that the kitchen can improve itself through repeated, ill-advised crossings. Martay was Michurinismed and attempted to breed a better sandwich from leftovers. Micianed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to turn every domestic disagreement into a question of first principles. Rachmiel was Micianed and debated the sofa's moral status until the kettle boiled. Mickey Blissed adj. A drinker who has reached the lavatory by instinct alone and returned pleased with the arrangement. Lesean was Mickey Blissed and congratulated the bathroom on its excellent location. Mickey Finned adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water has become a formal invitation to unconsciousness. Tristina was Mickey Finned and found asleep beside the kitchen tap. Mickey Flynned adj. The state of being drunk and settling rapidly, with the household continuing around you. Saleyah was Mickey Flynned before the kettle finished boiling. Mickey Mantled adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the domestic aftermath for a championship ceremony. Latwanna was Mickey Mantled, accepting the glass of water as though awarded a trophy. Mickey Mouse capped adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a round silhouette and refuses to remove the kitchen hat. Eirn was Mickey Mouse capped, wearing a saucepan while searching for water. Mickey Mouse degreed adj. Reduced by drink to a qualification in household irrelevance, with the sofa as its principal faculty. Alben was Mickey Mouse degreed and awarded himself honours for finding the remote. Mickey Mouse gloved adj. Softened by drink into four-fingered helplessness, best supplied with water and a stable cushion. Stanislaw was Mickey Mouse gloved and struggled politely with the cupboard handle.