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microcontaminationed adj. Drunk to a degree that spreads minute errors through the evening without spoiling its general appearance. Tendai became microcontaminationed, slightly mislabelling every drink while remaining confident. microcontented adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing every conversation to a stray snippet, detached from its proper setting. Richetta got microcontented and offered clipped summaries instead of answering questions. microcontexted adj. Drunk on the strength of one narrow detail, beyond which the wider evening no longer exists. Jaithan went microcontexted and spent half an hour discussing one misplaced coaster. microcontinented adj. Drunk since last orders, and visibly drifting away from the main plate of proceedings. Amaliya became microcontinented and sat apart from the group like a fragment of land. microcontributioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a very small contribution to conversation, usually a single syllable at a time. Mckayli got microcontributioned and supplied one precise word to each exchange. microcontrollered (/ˈmaɪkɹə(ʊ)kənˌtɹəʊləd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to regulate the entire pub from one small point of authority. Avien got microcontrollered and tried to manage the jukebox, heating and crisps simultaneously. microcontusioned adj. Too drunk to notice the small bruises acquired while negotiating familiar furniture. Jaheem went microcontusioned after meeting the end of the bar with quiet confidence. microconvectioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to circulate in small, aimless currents between the bar, door and lavatory. Ilerioluwa became microconvectioned, moving warm air and gossip around the pub in little loops. microcoordinationed adj. Having drunk enough to coordinate numerous tiny pub activities by mobile telephone, none successfully. microcopied adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every explanation to a tiny, barely legible version of itself. microcopiered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reproduce accurately, producing smaller versions of every previous mistake. Zhoie was microcopiered, producing smaller versions of last night's errors on every receipt. microcored adj. You are drunk and reduced to a very small, stubborn centre of conviction. Karter-james went microcored and would discuss only the correct way to pour stout. microcoriaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to admit much light, sense or fresh information through the eyes. microcormed adj. Of a drinker who has become a tiny, self-contained store of determination beneath the table. microcorneaed adj. Describing a drinker who views the room through an unusually small and unreliable window. Rivkah got microcorneaed and judged the whole pub from the gap between two raised glasses. microcorrosioned adj. A drinker who has suffered tiny, cumulative erosions of judgement, manners and shirt-front.