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microcosmed (/ˈmaɪ.kɹə(ʊ)ˌkɒz.əmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire universe is represented by the contents of one pub. Lilyane went microcosmed and found human nature perfectly expressed by the crisps aisle. microcosmic salted adj. Drunk to a degree that your grand preparation for phosphorus ends in a little household salt. Dalil spent the evening microcosmic salted, discoursing on phosphorus before requesting crisps. microcosmodonted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an obscure small mammal, then asking where the crisps are. Maureen was microcosmodonted by midnight, burrowing beneath the table for crisps. microcosmodontided adj. Drunk on the strength of two small mammals and a conviction that the sofa is a burrow. microcosmographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced from a study of humanity to a detailed account of your own sandwich. Corisa grew microcosmographied and delivered a character sketch of the kebab seller. microcosmologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying every small universe in the room before choosing the smallest chair. microcosmosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small universe orbiting the lavatory door. microcostinged adj. Still drunk, and itemising every expense of the procedure before borrowing a pound for the bus. microcotyledonned adj. Too drunk to remain a person of ordinary proportions, and now chiefly a very small attachment to the sofa. Maulik was microcotyledonned, attached quietly to the sofa after dinner. microcotylided adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a flatworm and to find the carpet pleasantly aquatic. microcoulombed adj. Having drunk enough to carry a millionth of a charge, but not enough to carry your own coat. microcounselinged adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to teach counselling, and now evaluating each friend in turn. Sheldia grew microcounselinged and assessed everyone’s listening skills over chips. microcounsellinged adj. You have drunk enough to evaluate every conversational skill except your own ability to leave. Briannalee was microcounsellinged and reviewed the bartender’s reflective listening. microcountried adj. You are drunk and have established a sovereign territory between the sofa and the coffee table. Ruchoma became microcountried and declared the rug an independent territory. microcracked adj. Of a drinker: split by drink into minute fractures, through which every private thought escapes. Mayrely was microcracked and leaked opinions through every pause in conversation. microcratered adj. Of a drinker who has received several small impacts and now occupies the centre of the tablecloth.