microcrazedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Lindella woke up wearing a traffic cone as a hat, a classic microcrazed move.microcredited(/ˈmaɪkɹoʊˌkɹɛdɪtd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.Across the room, Marayna high-fived a plant, appearing oddly microcredited.microcrithedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Lovita offered philosophical advice to a passing dog, in a moment of microcrithed wisdom.microcrucibledadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.microcrustaceanedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Linleigh thought they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission, carefully avoiding the "laser beams" in their path, displaying impressive microcrustaceaned skills.microcrystaledadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.microcrystalline waxedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Madoka staged a dramatic reenactment of a famous historical event with household objects, theatrically microcrystalline waxed.microcrystallinitiedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.microcrystallitedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.microcrystallographiedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Despite being microcrystallographied, Mashari managed to convince a bouncer that they were actually a famous celebrity, gaining VIP access to the club.microcubedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Shanyia tried to order a drink at a closed bar, obliviously microcubed.microcultivationedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.microculturedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Alexeya invented a new language involving only cat noises, notably microcultured.microcurettedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.microcuriedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.microcurrenciedadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Demi-lee passionately debated the merits of pineapple on pizza, displaying a classic microcurrencied trait.