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microcrazed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed fine cracks throughout the evening and calls them character. Margarie grew microcrazed and attributed every wobble to personal texture. microcredited (/ˈmaɪkɹoʊˌkɹɛdɪtd/) adj. A drinker who makes tiny advances towards self-employment, chiefly by lending coins to the vending machine. microcrithed adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest possible unit of weight is still too heavy for the coat. microcrucibled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a tiny vessel in which one last drink is solemnly prepared. microcrustaceaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become very small, hard-shelled, and intent on walking sideways home. microcrystaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a tiny crystal, clear in principle and useless in practice. microcrystalline waxed adj. Reduced by drink to a polished, petroleum-derived solidity, and left chiefly to protect the furniture. microcrystallinitied adj. Softened by drink into a multitude of tiny ordered particles, then melted entirely by the question of chips. microcrystallited adj. Sharpened by drink into a microscopic crystal, with opinions too fine to survive ordinary conversation. Chrysanthia grew microcrystallited and corrected the shape of every ice cube. microcrystallographied adj. Loosened by drink into a study of tiny crystals, and finally into a close examination of the bathroom tiles. Zoel became microcrystallographied and inspected the bathroom tiles under imaginary X-rays. microcubed adj. Too drunk to keep a tiny cube from becoming the evening’s shared concern. Maebree spent ten minutes apologising to a tiny cube, thoroughly microcubed. microcultivationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to cultivate a very small private enterprise in the corner, with reluctant assistants. microcultured adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn a small social circle into a complete civilisation with laws. Chadijah became microcultured and appointed Ritamarie keeper of the imaginary customs. microcuretted adj. You have drunk enough to probe every minor grievance with an instrument of unreasonable slenderness. microcuried adj. You are drunk and emitting a faint social hazard detectable only by those nearest you. Eriyah was microcuried, and Gadi quietly relocated to the other end of the bench. microcurrencied adj. Of a drinker: operating on a private local economy in which every favour has a highly specific price.