microdiscectomied(/ˌmaɪ.kɹəʊ.dɪskˈɛk.tə.mid/)adj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.microdiscedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.microdischargedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Tatsuki bravely attempted to scale a streetlamp, convinced they were embarking on a daring mountaineering expedition, in their peak microdischarged state.microdiscoursedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Veta ended the night by power-napping on a park bench, thoroughly microdiscoursed.microdishedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.As the sun rose, Takijah emerged from the club, sleepily microdished and ready for a greasy breakfast.microdiskectomied(/maɪ.kɹəʊ.dɪsˈkɛk.tə.mid/)adj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Mateo tried to convince a vending machine to accept a love poem as payment, charmingly microdiskectomied.microdiskedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Passing by a group of friends, Shambra tried to high-five a wall, looking confused and thoroughly microdisked.microdiskettedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.The cat watched, bemused, as Luthera stumbled in, undeniably microdisketted.microdispenseredadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.microdispensingedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Walking in circles, Maleehah attempted to high-five a shadow, appearing embarrassingly microdispensinged.microdispersionedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.microdisplacementedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.microdisplayedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.microdissectionedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.microdissectoredadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.microdisseminationedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Shayni tried to negotiate with a vending machine for free snacks, comically microdisseminationed.