microdiscectomied
microdisseminationed

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microdiscectomied (/ˌmaɪ.kɹəʊ.dɪskˈɛk.tə.mid/) adj. Too drunk to decompress properly, carrying every small pressure into the next sentence and down the stairs. Allionna went microdiscectomied and treated the handrail as essential spinal equipment. microdisced adj. Drunk to the point where the last round seems to have been reduced to a very small, negotiable circle.
microdischarged adj. Having drunk enough to release small electrical-looking bursts of movement whenever balance is threatened. microdiscoursed adj. Having drunk more than enough to conduct a small conversation with each individual stair. microdished adj. You have drunk enough to treat every shallow indentation as a possible seat. Remer went microdished and attempted to sit in the recess beneath the stairs. microdiskectomied (/maɪ.kɹəʊ.dɪsˈkɛk.tə.mid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require decompression by removing one small thought at a time. Dakin became microdiskectomied and paused on each step to remove another thought. microdisked adj. Drunk enough to regard each remaining coin as a very small, complete account of the evening. microdisketted adj. Drunk and operating at obsolete speed, replaying the same small file for everyone within range. Annelies went microdisketted and gave Michelina the identical farewell four times. microdispensered adj. Drunk past the point of dispensing only very small amounts of advice, drink, or change. microdispensinged adj. Drunk beyond administering the evening in doses too small for anyone to notice. Kaylib was microdispensinged, distributing minute instructions about coats until nobody knew whose was whose. microdispersioned adj. Drunk in a way that scatters attention into small particles across the entire room. Netanya grew microdispersioned after the third round, appearing briefly beside every coat in the building. microdisplacemented adj. Drunk, with the result that every object and landmark has shifted by a microscopic but consequential distance. microdisplayed adj. Drunk to a degree that every small thought appears brightly lit and must be shown to someone. microdissectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of examining the evening in minute sections, particularly the question of another round. Luecille became microdissectioned at last orders, separating the bill into increasingly theoretical portions. microdissectored adj. Drunk on the strength of machinery better suited to fine separation than to finding the way home.
microdisseminationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading small particles of conversation throughout the route home. Kaspian was microdisseminationed, leaving fragments of the same anecdote at every bus stop.