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Mickey Mouse hatted adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing headgear of a distinctly juvenile sort. Castor got Mickey Mouse hatted and tried to pay the landlord with a cardboard peak. Mickey Mouse moneyed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to settle the round with notes no longer accepted by anyone. Reinna arrived Mickey Mouse moneyed, offering occupation-era notes for a packet of crisps. Mickey Mouse planted adj. Too drunk to notice the dark fruits resembling a cap's ears beneath the foliage. Annias stood Mickey Mouse planted beside the shrub, identifying its black fruits as buttons. Mickey Mouse ringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to call an unremarkable championship a toy prize and defend the view at length. Brita went Mickey Mouse ringed, dismissing the final while ordering another bitter. Mickey Mousinged adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement in the pub obedient to an imaginary tune. Jiquez became Mickey Mousinged and tapped each glass precisely as the jukebox changed song. Mickeyed (/ˈmɪkid/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats an ordinary glass with the grave suspicion reserved for an unexpectedly altered one. Graeson was Mickeyed and inspected his water for several minutes before drinking it. Mickeymaniaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to develop enthusiasm for a cartoon mouse beyond the evening's requirements. Chirstine got Mickeymaniaed and explained the character's gloves to the doorman. Mickied adj. Of a drinker who has become warmly convinced that the kitchen requires an Irish solution. Raydon was Mickied and offered the toaster a consoling pat before sitting down. Micmacked adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a clipped, approximate version of yesterday's vocabulary until coffee intervenes. Walsie was Micmacked by noon, shortening every explanation to its least reliable component. Micronesianed adj. You have drunk enough to become geographically confused, while remaining politely certain of your bearings. Shemeika was Micronesianed and consulted the pub menu as though it were a nautical chart. Microscopided adj. You are drunk and tracing a faint point of light across the ceiling as though it began in Microscopium. Jinger became Microscopided and reported a meteor emerging above the optics shelf. Microseismic imaginged adj. Of a drinker: detecting a private hum beneath the floorboards and treating it as significant evidence. Learlean was Microseismic imaginged and questioned whether the cellar was gently moving. Microserfed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept a low-level corporate role as a promotion and explain its strategic importance. Teny became Microserfed and announced that filing expenses was the future of technology. Microsoft minuted adj. Drunk to a degree that a brief morning interval expands into a prolonged administrative proceeding. Matisha woke Microsoft minuted, taking an hour to decide whether the kettle had boiled. Microsoft taxed adj. The state of being drunk and charged, by implication, for software already installed in one's head. Larsa was Microsoft taxed and demanded to know who had licensed the thoughts in her notebook. Microsofted (/ˈmaɪkɹəˌsɒftd/) adj. Of a drinker who has spread across the conversation, the till, and several unsolicited solutions. Mckaylee got Microsofted and offered to reorganise the pub's entire booking system.