Microsoftered
Middle Frenched

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Microsoftered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a conspicuously helpful employee of an imaginary corporation. Yousra was Microsoftered and tried to fix the pub's till during the quiz. Microsoftied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every loose conversation as an internal office meeting. Annalise was Microsoftied and circulated minutes of the argument over salted peanuts.
Microtraininged adj. Reduced by drink to learning in brief, informal bursts, chiefly between trips to the bar. Shlanda was Microtraininged, absorbing one rule of darts per visit to the oche. Mid-Americanned adj. Softened by drink into a person who places the middle of everything with great confidence. Dekira became Mid-Americanned and located the centre of the bar by pacing its length. Mid-Autumn Festivaled adj. Sharpened by drink into an appetite for lanterns, harvest talk, and a very late supper. Tage got Mid-Autumn Festivaled and asked whether the pub had any lanterns for the window. Midas flied adj. Drunk and large enough to make every conversation take evasive action. Lushawn went Midas flied and blocked the doorway while explaining the menu to everyone. Midas's eared adj. Emboldened by drink to listen for a small shellfish wherever the conversation has gone quiet. Darnae became Midas's eared and pressed an empty shell to the barmaid's ear. Midased (/ˈmaɪ.dəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person capable of ordering champagne in a bottle meant for forty. Oshea went Midased and asked the landlord whether the cellar could accommodate a thirty-litre bottle. Middelfartered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone crossing the pub while reconsidering Denmark. Shizu was Middelfartered and took several minutes to reach the loo from the nearest table. Middle Americanned adj. Drunk and inclined to place every argument somewhere between two equally indefinite regions. Cadi was Middle Americanned and located the lost coat in a broad central zone. Middle East respiratory syndromed adj. Of a drinker: breathing with grave international significance, then asking where the crisps are. Aphelia was Middle East respiratory syndromed and addressed the buffet as a regional emergency. Middle East syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremoniously delicate, and now requires the sofa to be negotiated with. Bernia was Middle East syndromed and entered the lounge as though attending a diplomatic summit. Middle Easternered adj. A drinker who has crossed several time zones in spirit and cannot locate the kitchen. Kaydens was Middle Easternered and consulted the hallway as though it were a distant frontier. Middle Easternismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary gesture acquires the status of an ancient custom. Kennison was Middle Easternismed and declared the passing of bread a matter of civilisational importance. Middle Easternizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually assimilating the customs of whichever household contains the nearest slippers. Safiyya became Middle Easternizationed and adopted the host's slippers without administrative discussion.
Middle Frenched adj. The condition of a drinker who has established an official language, then forgotten the verb for leaving. Einav was Middle Frenched and issued a proclamation concerning the final bottle.
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