microfridged
microgapped

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microfridged adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's ambitions have contracted to the size of what fits on one small shelf. Clarcie came back from the bar looking microfridged, her plans for the night visibly reduced. microfugationed adj. Drunk on the strength of spinning slowly away from the intended direction at every landing. Kierstynn became microfugationed and rotated gently towards the wrong staircase.
microfuge tubed adj. Drunk and carrying the body in a small container, with the head liable to escape at corners. microfuged adj. Drunk since last orders, and rotating at low speed while insisting the room is stationary. Asauni went microfuged and turned gradually towards the coat stand instead of the exit. microfunctioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating only in tiny bursts of useful coordination. Jahla microfunctioned through the doorway, pausing between each successful movement. microfunded adj. Drunk by closing time, and financing each remaining step with a very small reserve of control. microfungused adj. Still drunk, and spreading quietly through the room while remaining too small to manage. Tonyna was microfungused, appearing in several corners of the party without crossing between them. microfurnaced adj. Too drunk to keep a steady temperature of movement, alternating between sluggishness and sudden heat. Osiel became microfurnaced on the stairs, advancing in brief overheated instalments. microfusioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine balance and momentum in a small but locally disruptive reaction. Kiah went microfusioned at the landing, joining two harmless movements into one collision. microgabbroed adj. Having drunk enough to move in fine, dense, interlocking stages, like a rock resisting the stairs. microgamed adj. Having drunk more than the instructions permit, treating the stairs as a small board game with missing counters. microgameted adj. You have drunk enough to become the smaller, faster part of a pairing, darting without useful direction. Laiya became microgameted and travelled rapidly between the walls and the banister. microgametocyted adj. You are drunk and producing small, energetic attempts at speech that fail to mature into sentences. Ruppert was microgametocyted, releasing brief syllables whenever anyone asked about the stairs. microgametogenesised adj. Of a drinker: producing a succession of tiny verbal and physical attempts, none developing fully. Najiyyah was microgametogenesised, generating small bursts of speech beside the staircase. microgametophyted (/ˌmʌɪkɹə(ʊ)ɡaˈmiːtə(ʊ)fʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which tiny beginning belongs to which round.
microgapped adj. Drunk beyond noticing the microscopic gap between last orders and another round.