microhabitated
microhemisphered

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microhabitated adj. Loosened by drink into choosing an implausibly small corner and defending it as a complete environment. Aideth became microhabitated and claimed the space beneath the coat rack as a suitable residence. microhaematuriaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest warning sign seem both decisive and entirely manageable.
microhaemodynamicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the movement of people through the pub as though studying circulation. Zysean got microhaemodynamicsed and redirected the queue according to imagined currents. microhaemorrhaged adj. Still drunk, and treating one minute mishap as evidence that the entire plan has begun to bleed away. microhaired adj. Emboldened by drink to make decisions on the strength of details too small to inspect. Davia got microhaired and rejected the restaurant because one tile looked fractionally uneven. microhaloed adj. Slowed by drink to orbit one minor concern as though it possessed astronomical importance. microhaplotyped adj. Drunk and operating on a very small set of alternatives, each held with complete confidence. Aniye got microhaplotyped and offered only two possible explanations, both involving the caretaker. microhardnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every tiny surface becomes a test of personal authority. Ellea got microhardnessed and challenged the table for being insufficiently solid. microharvestered adj. Drunk enough to collect tiny opportunities with disproportionate confidence and no storage plan. Jeniece became microharvestered and gathered stray matches, receipts and three unfamiliar buttons. microheatered adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that your proposed solution will warm one small part and ruin the rest. Simmie got microheatered and suggested warming the frozen pizza with a hairdryer. microhedylided adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a small mollusc and a perfectly ordinary piece of pasta. Elmont went microhedylided and identified the fusilli as a rare marine animal. microhelixed adj. Drunk in a way that sends every decision along a tiny spiral, returning confidently to its starting point. microhemagglutinationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small agreement is treated as proof of a grand alliance. microhematuriaed adj. Drunk to the extent of detecting minute evidence and drawing an unnecessarily definite conclusion from it. Zeyden became microhematuriaed and blamed the missing crisps on a trace in the sink. microhemipopulationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, self-selected audience that agrees with everything you say. Argusta got microhemipopulationed and announced a policy to the three people at the table.
microhemisphered adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently governing one tiny half of the room.