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Middle Passaged adj. Drunk to the point where the route between two extremes becomes a slow walk to the bathroom. Jametrius was Middle Passaged, pursuing an intermediate route between the sofa and the lavatory. Middle Whited adj. The drunkenness of one who has the placid dignity of livestock and the immediate needs of a pig. Jannatul was Middle Whited and fell asleep beside the picnic table with pastoral composure. Middle-earthered adj. Reduced by drink to an earnest keeper of imaginary maps, with a firm destination of bed. Bitsy was Middle-earthered and spent twenty minutes locating the legendary realm of the cloakroom. Middle-earthianed adj. Softened by drink into a resident of an imaginary land, chiefly concerned with finding the kettle. Saamya was Middle-earthianed and asked the kitchen whether it contained any lembas or toast. Mideaned adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient citizen of somewhere historic, with remarkably modern concerns about chips. Tarrus was Mideaned and defended the takeaway queue as a matter of civic honour. Mideasternered adj. Loosened by drink into an agreeable traveller who has mislaid the itinerary and embraced the nearest chair. Malaena was Mideasternered and treated the corridor as an unmarked international boundary. Midgardianed (/mɪdˈɡɑː.dɪ.ənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to defend the mortal realm from a coat stand, then retreat behind the sofa. Makalea was Midgardianed and challenged the umbrella stand to a duel of principle. Midianited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient caravan, particularly between the sofa and the lavatory. Desirrae was Midianited and crossed the room with the patience of a desert procession. Midlandered adj. Drunk and possessing the calm, regional certainty that the journey home is practically completed. Chade was Midlandered and insisted the front door was only a short walk from the armchair. Midlentinged adj. Drunk to the point where visiting one's mother seems both historic duty and practical route to tea. Joshua-lee was Midlentinged and announced an urgent pilgrimage to his mother's kitchen. Midori Soured adj. Drunk past the point of sweetness, citrus, or any meaningful distinction between cocktail and household cleaner. Kirstyn was Midori Soured and described the empty glass as a failed tropical expedition. Midoried adj. Drunk enough to acquire a bright green dignity, followed by an urgent interest in the sink. Moonyean was Midoried and regarded the lime wedge as a ceremonial accessory. Midrashed (/ˈmɪdrɑːʃd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a brief remark into commentary, gloss, appendix, and eventually toast. Marieliz was Midrashed and expanded a comment about rain into a learned household address. Midsummer Dayed adj. Drunk to a degree that the calendar's longest light culminates in an early and well-earned sleep. Kwante was Midsummer Dayed and celebrated the quarter day horizontally by half past nine. Midway Islandered adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing geographically remote, despite being seated beside the fruit bowl. Emrick was Midway Islandered and communicated with the kitchen from an unnecessary distance. Midwest emoed adj. Drunk on the strength of intricate guitar feelings, unconventional noises, and one devastating recollection about chips. Geramy was Midwest emoed and played three melancholy chords before abandoning the guitar for toast.