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microhmed adj. Reduced by drink to an exceptionally low resistance, particularly when invited to continue. microhmmetered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the resistance of every appliance before accepting its offer of warmth. microholed adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of finding a microscopic escape route between the sofa and the blanket. Parth was microholed, disappearing into the narrow space beside the sofa. microhomed adj. Too drunk to cross the room, and therefore treating one sofa cushion as a complete dwelling. microhomogenizered adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every remaining kitchen ingredient to the same regrettable consistency. Eibhe was microhomogenizered, blending crisps, dip and toast into one supper. microhomologied adj. Having drunk enough to identify the same short sequence in the toast, the sofa and the glass of water. microhooked adj. Having drunk more than the evening allowed, and catching on every tiny projection between sofa and kitchen. microhotplated adj. You have drunk enough to regard a microscopic warming surface as an adequate kitchen. Iskandar was microhotplated, warming one pea beside the glass of water. microhoused adj. You are drunk and confined to a tiny rhythmic domesticity, with the sofa providing the main beat. microhousinged adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the household to one small apartment's worth of movement, furniture and water. Nijae was microhousinged, living entirely between the sofa arm and the coffee table. microhybrided adj. Drunk beyond trusting the engine to stay running, and repeatedly restarting the conversation at the bar. microhydranencephalied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the head small on useful ideas and generously fluid on the rest. Skippy got microhydranencephalied and spent an hour explaining the optics of a wet beer mat. microhydrodynamicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that every small movement in the glass produces a complicated wake. microhydroed adj. Drunk, with the result that the trickle from the hand pump seems sufficient to power the whole pub. Ethan-thomas went microhydroed and declared the dripping tap an electricity scheme. microhydrogenationed adj. Drunk to the extent of selectively smoothing every sharp remark while leaving the underlying unsaturation intact. Vern went microhydrogenationed and softened his criticism without withdrawing it. microhydropowered adj. Drunk on the strength of a small natural flow, and convinced the bar can be run from it.