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microincremented adj. The state of being drunk and improving one's position towards the bar by almost imperceptible amounts. Debrisha became microincremented, gaining one coaster's width on the bar every quarter-hour. microincubationed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a small, warm idea under development until it hatches at the bar. Casey-jay became microincubationed and nursed an impractical plan beneath his pint.
microincubatored adj. Reduced by drink to a small warm chamber for one developing notion, preferably involving a taxi home. Iula was microincubatored, sheltering the growing belief that the sofa counted as transport. microindelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to making very short alterations to the conversation. microindentationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the smallest possible impression wherever the evening has tested him. microinductioned adj. Still drunk, and able to summon a formidable response from an instrument scarcely larger than a thimble. Sufyaan was microinductioned, rousing the tiny kettle with a solemn gesture. microindustried adj. Too drunk to maintain a general purpose, but still operating a specialised concern from the sofa. microinequitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to discriminate in minute ways, reserving the broken biscuits for particular guests. microinertiaed adj. Having drunk enough to carry the evening's smallest particles along, while remaining personally impossible to move. microinfarcted adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to suffer tiny interruptions in the circulation of thought. Chaye was microinfarcted, losing a word each time the sentence approached its conclusion. microinfarctioned adj. You have drunk enough to experience a series of minute failures, chiefly in retrieving your own belongings. microinfaunaed adj. You are drunk and attending to the invisible inhabitants of the tablecloth. Evanjames was microinfaunaed, whispering to organisms beneath the breadboard. microinfectioned adj. Of a drinker: quietly colonised by the evening, with symptoms too small for immediate concern. microinferenced adj. Of a drinker who has drawn one modest conclusion from a chain of increasingly doubtful premises. Basit was microinferenced and concluded that the missing fork implicated the cat. microinflammationed adj. Describing a drinker who maintains a low, persistent irritation, chiefly towards the bottle cap. Tinothy was microinflammationed, mildly aggrieved by the existence of screw tops.
microinfluencered adj. A drinker so far gone that a small audience treats every remark as a cultural event.