microgametophyted

(/ˌmʌɪkɹə(ʊ)ɡaˈmiːtə(ʊ)fʌɪtd/)

adj.

Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.

The bartender sighed in resignation as Luu ordered a round of tequila shots for the entire bar, dangerously microgametophyted.