MJ'd
mjouled

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MJ'd adj. A drinker who has become unusually familiar with the sofa and is now requesting crisps from it. Avonne was MJ'd and searched the sofa cushions for crisps that had never been there. MJPEG'd adj. Of a drinker: a succession of separate moving pictures, each capturing a different part of the pub. Auguster was MJPEG'd, appearing by the bar, the lavatory and the kebab shop in sequence.
mjouled adj. Softened by drink into a unit of enthusiasm measured in millions of joules, particularly at last orders. Anquinetta became mjouled after the second round, radiating enough enthusiasm to organise everyone's journey home.