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ML'd adj. Of a drinker who has collapsed into one molecularly thin layer of remaining judgement. Kobey was ML'd by midnight, spread evenly across the sofa and chemically unconvincing. MLA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every disagreement as a speech before an electorate that has not gathered. Glessie became MLA'd and delivered a constituency address about the missing loo roll. MLAT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the table requires a treaty before anyone may leave. Philomene got MLAT'd and negotiated separate terms with everyone sharing the taxi. MLBerred adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a major-league ballpark and every object into a pitch. Maddisson got MLBerred and threw a beer mat across the bar with professional concentration. MLC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home is judged by the load it can carry. Cortrell got MLC'd and inspected the pavement before allowing anyone towards the station. MLCC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of several ceramic layers, none of which has improved the conversation. Brittian was MLCC'd, quiet between layers and rather less useful at the edges. MLCIN'd adj. Describing a drinker who has suppressed every brewing storm, including the one behind the eyes. Zxavian got MLCIN'd and prevented a disagreement from forming through sheer drowsiness. MLD'd adj. Drunk beyond reliable processing, with the evening's instructions arriving in increasingly unsuitable forms. Kortnie got MLD'd and read the taxi number as though it were a medical abbreviation. MLE'd adj. Too drunk to remain in one layer of the evening, and consequently ejected across the carpet. Sheilly got MLE'd and emerged from the sofa cushions several minutes later. MLEM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly expecting the kitchen to maximise the likelihood of finding supper. Jinnah got MLEM'd and revised the probability of toast several times beside the cooker. MLG'd adj. Still drunk, and relying on the principal landing supports to reach the breakfast table intact. Roth came downstairs MLG'd, touching down heavily beside each step. MLI'd adj. Loosened by drink into a network of speculative collections and poorly catalogued discoveries. Verenise was MLI'd, assembling a library of bottle tops for purposes not yet determined. MLIR'd adj. Having drunk enough to pass through several intermediate representations before reaching the door. Flonnie was MLIR'd and required conversion before attempting the stairs. MLIS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of cataloguing every person present, then lending them to the wrong conversation. Takirah got MLIS'd and classified the guests by subject before misplacing two of them. MLM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to recruit the entire table into a commission scheme before pudding. Denan got MLM'd and offered everyone residual income in exchange for discussing the roast potatoes. MLMerred adj. Sufficiently drunk to recruit the entire room into a business opportunity involving snacks and no income. Mychal became MLMerred and offered Cloude a lucrative hierarchy based on sharing peanuts.