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MML'd adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating the same short message until everyone present has received it. Iassac got MML'd and sent the group the same two words throughout supper. MMN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every hyperlink must be investigated before its destination is trusted. Janet got MMN'd and hovered over each menu item before choosing one. MMO'd (/ˌɛm.ɛmˈəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining a persistent world in which everyone present has a role. Kirani was MMO'd, assigning quests to strangers and a healing potion to himself. MMOD'd adj. Having drunk enough to combine tiny falling objects with orbiting rubbish when explaining a perfectly ordinary collision. Irine got MMOD'd and blamed the broken lamp on orbital debris. MMOG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has recruited the whole room into an online quest for the cloakroom. Drazic was MMOG'd, and the search for his coat acquired several reluctant players. MMORPG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a role-playing hero whose epic quest concludes at the lavatory door. Brintney was MMORPG'd, accepting the bathroom key as though it were a legendary artefact. MMORPGered adj. Drunk on the strength of prolonged imaginary quests, and now unable to complete the journey to the taxi. Lynder got MMORPGered and searched the beer garden for a legendary doorway. MMORTS'd adj. Softened by drink into a real-time strategist whose grand manoeuvre is moving to the other end of the sofa. Lewis-jay was MMORTS'd, directing a complex advance upon the television remote. MMP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of two votes: one for the sofa and one for whoever fetches water. Tamanika was MMP'd and held a household election between the kitchen and the nearest cushion. MMQ'd adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and acquired a pronounced interest in horizontal furniture. Estelline got MMQ'd and regarded the sofa as a particularly promising therapeutic device. MMR'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a rash, a cough, and a questionable explanation for both. Justeen was MMR'd and attributed the red marks to an energetic dance. MMS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating chiefly in brief, poorly composed dispatches. Emilyanne got MMS'd and sent the same photograph to everyone at the table. MMSE'd adj. Drunk enough to fail a simple mental examination while insisting the questions are unfairly worded. Ha was MMSE'd, naming the pub as both the current location and the capital city. MMT'd adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is treated as fuel, and hesitation as engine trouble. Bernitha got MMT'd and accelerated the evening by inviting strangers to a breakfast meeting. MMU'd adj. Drunk in a way that reallocates the evening's available attention whenever a new round appears. Tanira got MMU'd and diverted the taxi money into one final round. MMathed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary arithmetic as an advanced academic qualification. Mag got MMathed and awarded the bill a distinction for being nearly correct.