monkey nutted(/ˈmʌŋki ˌnʌtd/)adj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.The security guard chuckled as Sanjit attempted to tiptoe past, their movements comically monkey nutted.monkey on a stickedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.At the karaoke bar, everyone watched as Dazhia belted out a tune, clearly still feeling monkey on a sticked.monkey orangedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.monkey orchestraedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Haakon embraced their inner artist, creating a masterpiece out of napkins and spilled drinks while feeling incredibly monkey orchestraed.monkey orchidedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.monkey paradedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Mariyah found themselves passionately discussing the meaning of life with a vending machine, profoundly monkey paraded.monkey patchedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.Watching from the sidelines, friends laughed as Louellen attempted a cartwheel, appearing slightly monkey patched.monkey pawedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.Adilson found themselves in a spontaneous dance battle with a street performer, the epitome of being monkey pawed.monkey poddedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.Demeatrice decided they were an amateur magician and attempted to pull a rabbit out of a hat, magically monkey podded.monkey pointsedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.monkey poledadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Mairany wandered around the party, looking lost and slightly monkey poled.monkey pottedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.monkey poxedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.monkey pressedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.monkey pumpedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.In the midst of a heated game of darts, Erico accidentally hit the bartender's picture frame, feeling immediately monkey pumped.monkey puzzle treedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.