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Monarchomached adj. Having drunk more than the morning can justify, and now theoretically opposed to whoever controls the kettle. Deidrea was Monarchomached by breakfast, denouncing the kettle's authority while requesting tea. Monarto mintbushed adj. You have drunk enough to become fragrant, slightly straggling and best left undisturbed until warmer weather. Chani was Monarto mintbushed beside the radiator, fragrant with last night's optimism. Monbuttued adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the body's corrections more conspicuous than its progress. Clairabelle was Monbuttued, swaying visibly while advancing only a few inches. Mond gassed adj. You are drunk and running on a cheap, smoky mixture that makes the morning functional but unpleasant. Slader was Mond gassed at breakfast, producing heat, fumes and very little useful conversation. Monday morning diseased adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the apparent illness is more likely to be the result of drink than of work. Yasmein claimed Monday morning diseased and confidently prescribed herself another pint. Monday morning quarterbacked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every completed decision look foolish and every unmade decision obviously yours. Esay got Monday morning quarterbacked and explained how the match should have been won from the sofa. Monday-morning quarterbacked adj. Drunk, with the result that every event is reviewed afterwards as though you had planned it better. Jos became Monday-morning quarterbacked and diagnosed the party's failures over the remains of breakfast. Mondayed (/ˈmʌn.deɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the week's least promising day for an excellent time to begin a new undertaking. Elieen got Mondayed and submitted her resignation before breakfast, with impressive but misplaced confidence. Mondayisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that transfers every inconvenient obligation to the next available Monday. Kloee got Mondayisationed and postponed the washing-up until a suitably official Monday. Mondayishnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a poor mood, a late start and a strong opinion constitute a plan. Taneria got Mondayishnessed, confidently identifying the party as an administrative error. Mondayitised adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking returning to work for a medical condition requiring immediate leave. Denison was Mondayitised and informed his manager that spreadsheets had caused the symptoms. Mondayizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any delayed responsibility as though the calendar had formally authorised it. Mohsen became Mondayizationed and moved the deadline with the confidence of a civil servant. Mondaynessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the solemn conviction that all sensible decisions may wait until tomorrow. Janit got Mondaynessed and appointed tomorrow as the proper time to find his keys. Mondeo Manned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently presenting a routine compromise as the decisive answer to everything. Jemilla became Mondeo Manned and solved the household budget beside the fruit machine. Mondor's diseased adj. Still drunk, and diagnosing every visible consequence of last night's decisions as an unrelated condition. Shemera was Mondor's diseased and blamed the red marks on an entirely theoretical ailment. Moned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating Monday as a distant administrative rumour. Luiseach was Moned by breakfast, unable to say whether the weekend had ended.