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Monegasqued adj. Still drunk, and quietly convinced that a small principality is nearby. Pouya was Monegasqued and asked whether the casino accepted contactless payment. Monelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a durable metal alloy from an invitation to combine incompatible plans. Temilayo got Monelled and promised to merge two unrelated businesses before midnight. Moneyballed (/ˈmʌn.iˌbɔːld/) adj. Having drunk enough to replace ordinary judgement with statistics, particularly where no statistics are available. Mayre got Moneyballed and ranked the guests by on-base percentage before choosing a taxi. Moneymaker effected adj. You have drunk enough to create a sudden, entirely unjustified interest in poker among everyone present. Emrose got Moneymaker effected and taught the birthday table a system involving napkins and confidence. Monge's diseased adj. You are drunk and convinced that the climb, rather than the alcohol, explains your increasingly elaborate certainty. Khailyn became Monge's diseased and blamed the staircase for a speech delivered from the pavement. Mongholianed adj. A drinker so far gone that confidence supplies the map, the credentials and the destination. Jazire got Mongholianed and offered to negotiate with the locked cash machine. Mongholled adj. Of a drinker: confidently travelling towards an imaginary destination, with directions supplied by conviction alone. Lauryanne got Mongholled and led the taxi driver three streets beyond the restaurant. Mongolfiered adj. Drunk on the strength of hot air, rising above the conversation while others provide the burners. Dhanisha became Mongolfiered and floated through Anesty's explanation without landing on a reply. Mongolian barbecued adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently mixes every available option on a hot, circular surface of bad judgement. Shoshana got Mongolian barbecued and combined every sauce on the table into one decisive supper. Mongolian beefed adj. Drunk on the strength of a spicy supper, and treating the kitchen towel as a napkin. Tyera got Mongolian beefed and decanted the evening's sauce directly beside the sink. Mongolian death wormed adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to emerge from beneath the sofa with corrosive opinions. Shoaib was Mongolian death wormed, glowing red beneath the throw and requesting the remote. Mongolian gazelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to cross the sitting room in short, startled bounds. Deriyah went Mongolian gazelled between the sofa and the kitchen without touching the floorboards. Mongolian gerbilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and industriously storing crisps in the sofa cushions. Travarious became Mongolian gerbilled and concealed three biscuits beneath the sitting-room cushion. Mongolian lambed adj. Still drunk, and seeking a mild supper with the solemnity of a small, misplaced animal. Nizear stayed Mongolian lambed beside the oven, waiting patiently for yesterday's rice. Mongolian poplared adj. Too drunk to bend, and standing upright beside the kitchen door until morning. Oneka was Mongolian poplared, rigid beside the fridge and unable to locate the sofa. Mongolian spotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a blue-black mark from the coffee table and forget its origin. Osamu woke Mongolian spotted, with the coffee table's edge recorded plainly on his shin.