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monoexponentialed adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasing at a rate that makes further conversation inadvisable. Monetta was monoexponentialed since last orders, her account of the quiz doubling with every retelling. monoeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on one eye to supervise the other. Ahkeem was monoeyed by closing time, one eye keeping watch while the other sought the door. monofactorialitied adj. Still drunk, and attributing the whole evening to one cause, usually the landlord's generous measures. Tanuj was monofactorialitied, blaming the entire night on one generously filled glass. monofectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring one persistent complaint, which travels intact to the taxi rank. Finneus was monofectioned by closing time, carrying one complaint from the bar to the kerb. monofenestratanned adj. Too drunk to see the route out except through one opening, preferably the nearest doorway. monofilamented adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed along one extremely thin line, with no prospect of returning. monofiled adj. Loosened by drink into a single, wavering strand of resolve. Dominiqua spent the remainder of dinner monofiled, maintaining one continuous argument with the pudding. monofilmed adj. Slowed by drink to a single transparent layer between intention and complete inactivity. monofinned adj. Drunk and propelling yourself through the evening with one broad, undignified kick. Jaimison went monofinned across the kitchen, making one broad kick serve for locomotion. monofixation syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where one eye has resigned from the proceedings while the other continues alone. monofluorided adj. Drunk enough to carry one sharp, chemically persistent idea through an otherwise empty evening. Jevette went monofluorided and discussed toothpaste as though defending a doctoral thesis. monofluorinationed adj. Drunk past the point of attaching one bright, unwelcome thought to every conversation. Jafeth became monofluorinationed and added the same precise objection to each toast. monofluoroacetated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one small, corrosive qualification attached to every cheerful remark. monofluoroed adj. Drunk beyond all ordinary complexity, retaining one atom of lucidity and no useful quantity of it. Yhoalibeth was monofluoroed, lucid only about the location of the crisps. monofluorophosphated adj. Drunk, with the result that one negative charge is solemnly carried into every room. Kyrei went monofluorophosphated and treated the coat stand as a matter of public responsibility. monoformazanned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces one vivid stain upon an otherwise respectable account of the evening.