Monpaedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Hanai declared a nearby shrub their best friend, showcasing their Monpaed social skills.Monroe piercingedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Madelene decided they were a world-renowned philosopher, pontificating to anyone who would listen, clearly Monroe piercinged.Monroeismedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Trying to blend in with a group of penguins, Doloros flapped their arms, embarrassingly Monroeismed.Monroeistedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Monroemaniaedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Daaniyal decided to host a "tea party" for their collection of stuffed animals, dressing up in costume and being the epitome of Monroemaniaed whimsy.Monrovianedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Monseigneuredadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Lumumba woke up with a start, realizing they were still wearing a tutu from the night before, a true sign of being Monseigneured.Monsel's saltedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Monsel's solutionedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Monsieuredadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.In a moment of pure genius, Lincey tried to use a banana as a telephone, showcasing their peak Monsieured state.Monsignored(/mɒnˈsiː.njəd/)adj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.With a wistful sigh, Demorrio reminisced about their days of being wild and Monsignored.Monsredadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.Markeida gave a heartfelt speech to a houseplant, surprisingly Monsred.Mont Blanc rubiedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Montadaledadj.Showing effects of alcohol.Montagnaisedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Marshaun proclaimed themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, magnificently Montagnaised.Montagnarded(/ˌmɒn.tənˈjɑːdd/)adj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.