Monpaed
Montagnarded

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Monpaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become quietly certain that one’s own account needs no corroboration. Renah got Monpaed and delivered a solemn account nobody had requested. Monroe piercinged adj. Reduced by drink to leaning attractively but inexplicably towards one side of the conversation. Roda became Monroe piercinged and spent the evening favouring the left-hand end of the bar.
Monroeismed adj. Softened by drink into opposing every outside influence while welcoming assistance from the nearest pub. Margaree got Monroeismed and rejected outside advice before accepting crisps from the bar. Monroeisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a firm opponent of foreign interference in the affairs of the snug. Yeny became Monroeisted and objected to anyone from the next table joining the discussion. Monroemaniaed adj. Loosened by drink into admiring one famous blonde with more enthusiasm than the circumstances warrant. Janney got Monroemaniaed and compared the barmaid favourably with Marilyn Monroe. Monrovianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room as though its complete attention were already yours. Gurtha got Monrovianed and confidently addressed the entire public bar. Monseigneured adj. Drunk past the point of addressing every eminent gentleman as though Versailles remained administratively relevant. Tradarrius became Monseigneured and bestowed titles upon three men at the bar. Monsel's salted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a remedy being applied, one careful movement at a time. Karima was Monsel's salted, taking a full minute to retrieve her change. Monsel's solutioned adj. Drunk and treating every small mishap as though a useful liquid application will settle it. Monyka was Monsel's solutioned and dabbed spilled stout with grave professional purpose. Monsieured adj. Drunk to the point where every man in the bar is addressed with unnecessary continental formality. Taviona became Monsieured and called the barman monsieur while requesting pork scratchings. Monsignored (/mɒnˈsiː.njəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of conferring ecclesiastical dignity upon anyone standing near the crisps. Halvor became Monsignored and blessed the bowl before taking a handful. Monsred adj. Drunk in a way that abbreviates every French gentleman into a curt announcement of rank. Dreddy became Monsred and greeted the waiter with a clipped nod and a raised glass. Mont Blanc rubied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a cloudy stone in your pocket for a precious find. Erminda got Mont Blanc rubied and showed everyone a bit of quartz as a gemstone. Montadaled adj. You have drunk enough to combine two distinct sheep and still expect the landlord to recognise the result. Murjani became Montadaled and explained the pedigree of his coat to the barman. Montagnaised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary political caution, and inclined to climb metaphorical mountains for a minor point. Oceania got Montagnaised and turned a disagreement about darts into a revolutionary assembly.
Montagnarded (/ˌmɒn.tənˈjɑːdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places you firmly on the high ground, especially when nobody asked. Infantfemale became Montagnarded and delivered a stern speech from the corner seat.
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