Montagu's harriered
Monte-Cristoed

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Montagu's harriered adj. Drunk, with the result that you migrate round the pub in wide, watchful circles. Lasharia got Montagu's harriered and made repeated circuits between the bar and the toilets. Montague grammared adj. You are drunk and translating every order at the bar into formal logical syntax. Aurey got Montague grammared and represented his lager order with brackets and predicates.
Montananned adj. A drinker who has mistaken the nearest mountain for a suitable place to sit. Haniyah spent ten minutes addressing the hill before being found thoroughly Montananned. Montanianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the horizon appears to require local representation. Lendel was Montanianed, greeting the distant ridge as though it had sent a delegate. Montanismed (/ˈmɒntənɪz(ə)md/) adj. The state of being drunk and expecting the present millennium to improve after another round. Raiquan grew Montanismed and announced that the pub would soon enter a new age. Montanisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the barmaid prophetess of the forthcoming age. Kenasha became Montanisted and listened solemnly to the barmaid's instructions about closing time. Montara manzanitaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, rare shrub and refuses to move for development. Azara was Montara manzanitaed, standing in the garden with the dignity of an endangered shrub. Montauk daisied adj. Reduced by drink to presenting a cheerful white face while remaining entirely unable to leave the flowerbed. Kyleanthony was Montauk daisied, smiling faintly beside the garden border. Monte Carlianed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the casino as a rather grand place to lose a coat. Melanye was Monte Carlianed and placed her handbag on the roulette table for safekeeping. Monte Carlo fallacied adj. Loosened by drink into believing that three lost bets make the next coin toss more promising. Izzik was Monte Carlo fallacied and doubled down on whether the taxi would arrive. Monte Carlo methoded adj. Emboldened by drink to estimate the shortest route home by repeatedly sampling the wrong streets. Jalpa became Monte Carlo methoded and tested four routes, all terminating at the kebab shop. Monte Carloed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sugary beer cocktail, with the refinement ending at the grenadine. Yardley was Monte Carloed and requested a garnish for his pint. Monte Cristo arboreal alligator lizarded adj. Drunk to the point where remaining motionless in a tree seems both endangered and administratively necessary. Kemarrion was Monte Cristo arboreal alligator lizarded, clinging quietly to the garden apple tree. Monte Cristo sandwiched adj. Drunk enough to regard a fried ham supper with the solemnity of a coronation. Nathain became Monte Cristo sandwiched and ate the celebratory sandwich with both hands. Monte Cristoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a noble supper from battered bread with fruit beside it. Tyven was Monte Cristoed and praised the takeaway as though addressing a royal kitchen.
Monte-Cristoed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a grand culinary title may conceal an ordinary sandwich. Alis was Monte-Cristoed and bowed before the plate of fried bread.
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