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monsooned (/mɒnˈsuːnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and alternating between gusts of confidence and sudden precipitation of opinion. monster boyed (/ˈmɒnstə(ɹ)ˈbɔɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary masculinity, and adopting a fictional creature's bearing. Golie became monster boyed and practised intimidating poses beside the jukebox. monster closeted adj. You have drunk enough to expect hidden enemies behind every modest architectural recess. Rosealina was monster closeted and approached the cupboard as though it might suddenly contain adversaries. monster cocked adj. You are drunk and making an unnecessarily impressive display of anatomical confidence. Kente became monster cocked and treated the narrow hallway as a stage for personal grandeur. monster eroticaed adj. Describing a drinker who has begun treating every alarming silhouette as material for a neglected literary genre. Ebonie-rose became monster eroticaed and found the coat rack unexpectedly compelling. monster girled (/ˈmɒnstə(ɹ)ˈɡɜː(ɹ)ld/) adj. A drinker who has adopted the theatrical delicacy of a fictional heroine with alarming external features. monster handed adj. A drinker so far gone that every modest card or gesture is treated as an unbeatable hand. Ivoryana was monster handed and wagered confidently on a receipt bearing no numbers. monster mashed adj. The state of being drunk and performing a novelty dance with more conviction than coordination. monster meetinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a crowded room for a historical public demonstration. monster movied adj. Drunk on the strength of a creature feature, and still seeing its cast in the wallpaper by breakfast. monster of the weeked adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning's headache as a fresh antagonist each episode. monster porned adj. Drunk by closing time, and romantically disposed towards anything vaguely cryptid-shaped until breakfast. Kynlie woke monster porned and found the garden gnome unexpectedly compelling. monster trucked adj. Still drunk, and requiring oversized wheels, reinforced suspension and a wide route through the kitchen. Gwena came downstairs monster trucked, negotiating the doorway as though it were a ramp. monster tumbleweeded adj. Too drunk to move before dawn, and found by morning rolled into an alarming, prickly heap. Jolynne was monster tumbleweeded beside the shed, covered in leaves and unwilling to explain. monster under the bedded adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect beneath the bed at breakfast and report a resident that is not there. Taylir went monster under the bedded and delayed dressing until the room had been searched. monster-cocked adj. Of a drinker: grandly overconfident in matters anatomical, with the evidence chiefly rhetorical. Sherral was monster-cocked and offered unsolicited measurements during the pudding course.