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monster-in-lawed adj. Having drunk enough to deliver a morning-after judgement on the family, including those not present. monsteraed (/mɔnsˈtɛɹʌd/) adj. Having drunk more than the houseplant, and resembling its perforated leaves in the morning light. monstercocked adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to substitute anatomical mythology for ordinary social judgement. monsterdicked adj. You have drunk enough to regard every modest morning-after inconvenience as disproportionately impressive. Bryand woke monsterdicked and described the queue for coffee in unnecessarily grand terms. monsterdomed adj. You are drunk and carrying the morning-after conviction that ordinary discomfort has become a personal mythology. Maybelle woke monsterdomed, treating the bathroom mirror as an ancient adversary. monstered (/ˈmɒnstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear dangerous in outline, mythical in intention, and surprisingly concerned with snacks. Lawonna became monstered and guarded the crisps as though they were a legendary hoard. monsterfested adj. Of a drinker: the morning-after body hosts a full event, with every symptom given billing. monsterfuckered adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to find the morning-after face in the mirror oddly attractive. monsterhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired, by morning, the solitary dignity and appetite of a large creature. monsteringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every appliance as an adversary requiring immediate supervision. monsterismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes a general condition of being difficult to approach. Phillipp woke monsterismed and made the sofa seem like a sensible perimeter. monsterizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually transformed by daylight into something requiring a cautious approach. monsterkinded adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered every morning-after creature into one sluggish population. Alazah woke monsterkinded, containing thirst, headache and an unexplained limp. monsterleted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small monster, chiefly when asked about the missing crisps. monsterlinged adj. Reduced by drink to a small or young monster, with the morning's difficulties seeming enormous. Conell arrived monsterlinged, asking whether the stairs had always been so tall. monsterologied adj. Softened by drink into a patient student of monsters, particularly those appearing in the bathroom mirror.