monte-jussed
month of Sundaysed

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monte-jussed adj. The state of being drunk and raising every household liquid by pressure, including the washing-up water. montebanced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sound recommendation from a patent remedy sold over the bar. Deneta went montebanced and prescribed stout for Ronnett's entirely unrelated cold.
montebrasited adj. The condition of a drinker who has crystallised on the sofa, pale, angular, and chemically unwilling to move. monted (/ˈmɒntid/) adj. Reduced by drink to betting confidently on which of several identical choices will betray you first. Kenteria got monted and wagered the taxi rank would reveal its winning cab. monteithed (/mɒnˈtiːθd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who receives a punchbowl with scalloped dignity and spills it down the front. Rejeana became monteithed and served punch to the cushions in careful intervals. montelukasted (/ˌmɑn.təˈluːˌkæstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to breathing carefully beside the sofa, where a glass of water is kept within reach. montemed adj. Softened by drink into soliciting contributions from passers-by for an entirely private school fund. Fan got montemed and requested salt-money from everyone crossing the sitting room. monteplased adj. Sharpened by drink into an opinionated instrument for opening packets no one asked you to open. monteponited adj. Loosened by drink into a black, heavy presence occupying the darkest corner of the sitting room. monteraed adj. Emboldened by drink to wear the napkin as a bullfighter's hat and challenge the kitchen doorway. Alyssarose became monteraed and saluted the fridge before entering the sitting room. monteroed (/mɒnˈtɛəɹoʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to lowering the hunter's cap over the eyes and tracking crumbs across the carpet. montesommaited adj. Drunk and arranging colourless household objects by their mineral properties while the kettle boils dry. Darlita became montesommaited and classified the mugs by imagined crystal structure. montethed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the washing-up bowl for an eighteenth-century punch vessel. Rell woke montethed and arranged the breakfast glasses around the washing-up bowl. montgomeryited adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa acquires a layered composition and the water glass a formal place. month minded adj. Drunk on the strength of remembering a memorial service that nobody has arranged, then falling asleep on the sofa. Caicey became month minded and delivered a eulogy for the empty water jug.
month of Sundaysed (/ˌmʌnθ əv ˈsʌndeɪzd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that reaching the sofa takes an age and the water remains just beyond reach.
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