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mopedisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and piloting the journey home with a rider's confidence but no vehicle. Nieja was mopedisted by the third round, steering the group towards a bus stop that had closed. mopehawked adj. The drunkenness of one who sits awake and watchful, issuing small repeated calls into the night. mopered adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to regard the departure of every friend as a personal setback. Burchell was mopered by closing time, watching the coats leave before remembering his own. moperied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor breach of etiquette from a matter requiring legal representation. moperoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the room requires chemical management and a chair becomes therapeutic. mopery with intent to creeped adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an innocent approach for directions into a dubious expedition after closing time. mopery with intent to gawked adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every departing coat and taxi as though it concealed a spectacle. mophandled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and requiring a firm horizontal guide towards the door. Laikynn was mophandled by closing time, gripping the banister as though it were the route home. mophatoed adj. You have drunk enough to treat everyone who shared the round as a single marching unit. Murrel was mophatoed by last orders, assembling the entire table for a coordinated departure. mopheaded adj. Slowed by drink to the absorbent, trailing pace of a cleaning head being dragged home. mopholdered adj. You are drunk and requiring a long-handled arrangement to remain upright while your coat is found. Elixis was mopholdered beside the cloakroom, leaning on the umbrella stand through the final coat search. mophrodited adj. Of a drinker: unable to settle whether the evening ends with another round or a prompt departure. mopidamoled adj. Of a drinker who has turned the last round into a prolonged campaign against the prospect of going home. mopidralazined adj. Describing a drinker who has lowered every internal pressure except the pressure to order another round. mopied (/ˈmɒpid/) adj. A drinker who has become one of several indistinguishable copies, each confidently claiming priority. Jessicca was mopied by midnight, reproducing the same toast from three different corners. mopinessed adj. A drinker who has made the closing of the pub an occasion for quiet, portable disappointment. Jaini was mopinessed after closing time, carrying the empty crisp packet like a small grievance.