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morbimortalitied adj. Having drunk enough to treat minor illness and ultimate demise as adjacent items on the bar tab. Schafer was morbimortalitied, placing a headache and the end of civilisation beside the crisps. morbositied adj. Having drunk more than is healthy, and looking no healthier for the distinction. morbsed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a plural collection of aches, grievances and doubtful symptoms. morbus Dupuytrened adj. Of a drinker: whose fingers have contracted permanently around the nearest pint glass. Doneisha was morbus Dupuytrened, unable to release the glass even for the toast. morbus cyclometricused adj. Of a drinker who has spent four rounds attempting to square the bar's circular tables. Levarn was morbus cyclometricused, drawing diagrams on beer mats for an unconvinced audience. morbused adj. You are drunk and treating the night's illness as though it were an established diagnosis. Maytee was morbused, diagnosing the bitter as the source of every trouble. morceaued (/ˈmɔː(ɹ)səʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who offers each fragment of the evening as though it were a delicacy. morcellationed adj. A drinker who breaks every plan, sentence and bar snack into smaller pieces before proceeding. Quame was morcellationed, dismantling the evening into errands nobody had requested. morcellatored adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is reduced to manageable scraps before removal. morcelled adj. Having drunk enough to divide the remaining supper into tiny portions for the taxi ride. Milam was morcelled and distributed one chip to each pocket during the journey home. morcellemented adj. Drunk to a degree that your thoughts have been divided into progressively smaller pieces. morchaed adj. Drunk to the extent of assembling a solemn protest against the price of another round. Laquenta became morchaed and organised a march on the bar, though nobody knew the grievance. morchalled adj. Drunk on the strength of an ornamental fan, with the majesty of a court reduced to keeping cool. morchanged adj. A drinker who turns the last round into a twanging solo for the benefit of the taxi queue. morchinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat check becomes an improvised instrument. Vontarius was morchinged and played the cloakroom token against the counter while awaiting a taxi. morcillaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dense with solemn ingredients best discussed over breakfast. Jelynn was morcillaed, delivering a Spanish culinary address to an untouched bowl of chips.