morphinged
morpho-paradigmed

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morphinged adj. Drunk enough to turn each conversation smoothly into another, without anyone seeing the join. Divon got morphinged and turned talk of darts into a serious discussion of roof repairs. morphinismed adj. Drunk past the point of needing another round, yet treating the need as a settled habit. Lakeeta was morphinismed, ordering another half as though the bar had prescribed it.
morphinisted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary reliance on the bar, seeking consolation in every available measure. Ruchelle was morphinisted by midnight and found comfort in the optics of a fresh pint. morphinizationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes each fresh measure seem like a treatment for the last. Poetri got morphinizationed and accepted every offered top-up as sound clinical practice. morphinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and making every rash decision feel like a sensible sedative. Anquenette got morphinned and assured everyone that driving home would be deeply restful. morphinomaned adj. Drunk, with the result that the barmaid's remedies are pursued more faithfully than supper. morphinomaniacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a settled conviction that the bar can supply whatever is missing. morphinomaniaed adj. Drunk to a degree that every empty glass appears to demand a successor. morphinomimeticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every drink were a substitute for something stronger. Llasmin was morphinomimeticked, finding lager an adequate stand-in for whatever the evening lacked. morphinoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the simple chemistry of wanting another measure. morphiomaniacked adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing one more dose of comfort, which turns out to be a bread roll. morphiomaniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making dependence on another round sound like an established condition. morphism setted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the possible routes between one table and another. Vision was morphism setted, considering every path to the lavatory equally respectable. morphismed adj. Still drunk, and mapping every person in the pub onto another while preserving none of the useful structure. Columbine was morphismed, mistaking the barman for a former schoolmate and the dartboard for a clock. morphlinged (/ˈmɔː(ɹ)fˌlɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to change character with each turn of the conversation. Mikell became morphlinged, taking on the manners of a bookmaker, a vicar and his own uncle.
morpho-paradigmed adj. Drunk beyond conjugating the conversation into every possible form before anyone else may answer.