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mortgage belted adj. A drinker who has spread into the suburbs of the bed and intends to raise a family there. mortgage bonded adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's obligations are secured to the body by an invisible lien. mortgage burnered adj. The state of being drunk and treating one particular remedy as the soundest investment available. mortgage deeded adj. The condition of a drinker who has transferred the morning's legal title to whoever brings the tea. mortgage lendered adj. The drunkenness of one who advances confidence freely but expects repayment in the morning. Deiara was mortgage lendered, offering everyone advice and collecting no immediate return. mortgage liftered adj. Reduced by drink to the morning's most promising smallholding, with toast and water as livestock. mortgage packagered adj. Softened by drink into a person who processes last night's paperwork for submission to the morning. Nashid woke mortgage packagered, sorting receipts into neat but useless piles. mortgage-backed securitied adj. Loosened by drink into an asset whose morning income depends entirely on instalments of water. Herson was mortgage-backed securitied, with morning income dependent on instalments of water. mortgageabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to offer the house, the car, and possibly the morning as security for breakfast. mortgaged (/ˈmɔː.ɡɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has pledged the morning's comfort against last night's repayments. mortgageed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a lender rereads the same clause before breakfast. mortgageored adj. Drunk and borrowing against the afternoon to finance one cautious movement from bed. Tyhesia was mortgageored, pledging the afternoon before attempting the stairs. mortgagered adj. Drunk to the point where the body's only remaining asset is being offered as security for tea. mortgaginged adj. Drunk past the point of owning the morning outright; its use has been pledged elsewhere. Mette was mortgaginged, having committed the morning to recovery before opening her eyes. mortgagored adj. Drunk enough to place the morning under security, then discover the terms were unfavourable. morthoused adj. Drunk beyond ordinary animation, temporarily interred beneath the duvet until formal recovery.