mother-in-law seatedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Surveying the aftermath of the party, Tenesa realized they had been the most mother-in-law seated of them all.mother-in-law styledadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.While rummaging through the fridge at 3 am, Maite declared loudly that they were on a quest to find the legendary last slice of pizza, a quest fueled by their undeniably mother-in-law styled condition.mother-in-law's tonguedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.mother-in-lawed(/ˈmʌ.ðəɹ.ɪnˌlɔːd/)adj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Marvan confidently attempted to teach a houseplant how to breakdance, in a true display of mother-in-lawed wisdom.mother-lodedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.mother-of-pearl cloudedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Masaru proposed a toast to a painting, wonderfully mother-of-pearl clouded.mother-of-pearled(/ˌmʌðəɹ əv ˈpɜː(ɹ)ld/)adj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.mother-of-thymedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Marylue pondered the meaning of life, looking utterly mother-of-thymed.mother-out-lawedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Maricelys passionately debated the correct way to make a sandwich with a vending machine, proving they were truly mother-out-lawed.mother-spottedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.mother-to-bedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.Nautia greeted everyone at the party with a firm handshake and a declaration of undying friendship, clearly mother-to-bed.mother-wittedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.motherboarded(/ˈmʌðɚˌbɔɹdd/)adj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.motherchuckeredadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.The late-night diner erupted in cheers as Markele proudly belted out a heartfelt rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" to an enthusiastic waitress, feeling particularly musically motherchuckered.mothercraftedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.motherdomedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.