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motherlinged adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced all adult company to precious beings requiring supervision. Tarneshia became motherlinged and counted the guests before allowing anyone near the stairs. motherloaded adj. A drinker who has discovered an immense reserve of maternal instruction, mostly concerning coats.
motherloded adj. A drinker so far gone that every morning-after conversation branches into a new mineral discovery. Noele was motherloded, finding another precious explanation beneath each failed account of the evening. motherloved adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor kindness is received as ancestral devotion. motherlovered adj. The state of being drunk and addressing the room with intimate disrespect best confined to family. Jatisha got motherlovered and delivered a dynastic insult to the fruit bowl. mothermented adj. The condition of a drinker who has undertaken maternal care without locating the child. mothernessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the pub for a nursery and the crisps for dependants. motherplanted adj. Drunk enough to stay rooted through breakfast while every recollection sends out a new branch. Rien was motherplanted, fixed to the chair and sprouting explanations about the missing umbrella. mothershipped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person stationary while smaller morning-after missions depart without them. mothertruckered adj. Softened by drink into an affectionate nuisance whose strongest imprecation has acquired wheels. motherumbahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with the angular persistence of an Australian thorn tree. God became motherumbahed and resisted every attempt to move him from the doorway. motherumbunged adj. Loosened by drink into a sprawling, drought-tolerant presence with no immediate plans to move. Lamoni grew motherumbunged and occupied the garden chair like established vegetation. motherworlded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a traveller returning to the only planet still familiar. Hallei became motherworlded and took seven minutes to recognise the front step. motherworted (/ˈmʌðəwəːtd/) adj. Drunk and medicinally inclined, prescribing a garden plant for problems better addressed with a taxi. Jacelyn got motherworted and recommended the hedge for everyone’s internal arrangements. mothicided adj. Drunk to the point where every small flutter becomes a public health emergency. Zayvon went mothicided and attempted to evacuate the pub because of one pale wing.
mothproofered adj. Drunk enough to render one’s clothes, conversation, and remaining dignity resistant to moths.
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