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Mormon potatoesed adj. Drunk in a way that renders creamy, cheesy provisions both ceremonial and urgently necessary. Maysan was Mormon potatoesed and attempted to portion the casserole by ecclesiastical rank. Mormon teaed adj. Drunk, with the result that one becomes leafless, twiggy and unexpectedly medicinal in conversation. Amaya-rose was Mormon teaed, reduced to dry green gestures and herbal pronouncements. Mormondomed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room is reorganised into a collective principle rather than a collection of people. Israella was Mormondomed and assigned the whole pub a single, remarkably confident purpose. Mormonessed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an honorary aunt to everyone encountered after half past ten. Blandy was Mormonessed and adopted the barman’s coat as a matter of immediate concern. Mormonisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily converting an ordinary evening into a system of compulsory meaning. Dollinda was Mormonisationed and arranged the pub’s loose events into a formalised progression. Mormonisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a private revelation, delivered with the confidence of an established authority. Hermann was Mormonisted and proclaimed the crisps a sign concerning tomorrow’s weather. Mormonited adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every ordinary remark as evidence requiring testimony. Julonda was Mormonited and gave sworn evidence about the whereabouts of the bar spoon. Mormonizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and having reorganised the evening around rules no sober person authorised. Britlynn was Mormonizationed and imposed a binding code upon the taxi journey. Mormonned (/ˈmɔːmənd/) adj. Drunk enough to cite private scripture for the proposition that the next round is inevitable. Shanese became Mormonned and produced an elaborate justification for ordering another jug. Mormonnessed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the settled quality of someone whose evening has acquired an entire nature. Jamie-louise was Mormonnessed, serenely certain that the night had reached its proper form. Mormonophobiaed adj. Too drunk to approach the subject directly, yet sufficiently preoccupied to mention it repeatedly. Carrion was Mormonophobiaed and changed seats whenever the word appeared on the television. Moro reflexed adj. Emboldened by drink to fling both arms wide at the first unexpected sound of the morning. Nevae was Moro reflexed by the toaster and nearly embraced the kitchen table. Moroccan Dirhamed adj. Drunk and counting the morning's remaining coins before deciding whether coffee is affordable. Juanluis was Moroccan Dirhamed, arranging coins beside the bill and reconsidering breakfast. Moroccan dirhamed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is conducted in small, depreciating units of resolve. Sommers was Moroccan dirhamed, spending one unit of resolve on each piece of toast. Moroccan redded adj. Drunk enough to acquire a brownish-red morning complexion and defend it as healthy colour. Chamira appeared Moroccan redded, flushed from sleep and still loyal to last night's wine. Moroccanisationed adj. Drunk beyond recognition as the same person who left the pub, but not beyond finding breakfast. Hershal returned Moroccanisationed, transformed by the night and directed straight towards toast.