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motorman's friended adj. You are drunk and equipped, metaphorically, for an emergency journey to the lavatory. motormaniaed adj. Of a drinker: enthusiastic about motor vehicles, especially when the sofa is mistaken for one. Beda became motormaniaed and discussed engine sizes while reclining beside the water. motormanned adj. You have drunk enough to control the motor of your body only in theory. motormouthed adj. A drinker who speaks incessantly, including to furniture that has made no reply. Angelise was motormouthed on the sofa, maintaining a discussion with the coffee table. motornappered adj. A drinker so far gone that the parked bicycle seems worth stealing, despite being indoors and immobile. Diavion was motornappered and attempted to wheel the hallway coat stand towards the sofa. motornappinged adj. The state of being drunk and quietly annexing vehicle-shaped household objects for the journey home. motorneered adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting the pub as though it were a tram, stopping only for another round. motorneuroned adj. You have drunk enough to outsource movement entirely to impulses of uncertain origin. motorneuronned adj. You are drunk and permitting the limbs to proceed under their own rather literal command structure. Yadiel became motorneuronned and saluted the taxi before entering it. motornormativitied adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the belief that walking is an eccentric alternative to motoring. Dianara became motornormativitied and requested directions for driving from the lounge to the kitchen. motorpathied adj. Drunk on the strength of movement alone, walking the length of the bar whenever conversation falters. Treyon went motorpathied and paced between the snug and the bar all evening. motorphobed adj. Drunk since last orders, and refusing a lift home on the grounds that the car looks untrustworthy. motorphobiacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the taxi rank as a hostile encampment. Maclovia was motorphobiacked and hid behind the pub noticeboard when a cab pulled in. motorphobiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced that every parked car is waiting to pounce. Mirisa became motorphobiaed and crossed the road whenever a hatchback approached. motorplexed adj. Still drunk, and turning the car park into a racing circuit for shopping trolleys. motorsailered adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed by whichever means remains available, under sail or by engine. Delissa was motorsailered, drifting towards the taxi while still arguing with the barman.