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Morse alphabeted adj. You have drunk enough to communicate the morning's requirements in dots, dashes and meaningful pauses. Jamieson was Morse alphabeted, tapping for water while leaving the actual words unattempted. Morse coded adj. You are drunk and communicating in dots and dashes because ordinary speech has become unnecessarily ambitious. Suejin was Morse coded, tapping the table whenever anyone asked about the previous evening. Morse functioned adj. Of a drinker who has reached a stationary point at which every decision has a measurable local maximum. Pamula was Morse functioned, remaining seated where the morning's difficulty reached its lowest point. Morse keyed adj. Drunk beyond sending a single dot or dash without treating it as a complete message. Gursakhi got Morse keyed and apologised to the lamp in a series of increasingly emphatic taps. Morse theoried adj. Drunk in a way that turns every stumble into evidence of a hidden landscape. Evelee became Morse theoried and mapped the pub's furniture as though it were a manifold. Morsed (/ˈmɔː(ɹ)sd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to brief signals, long pauses and an urgent but poorly transmitted request for water. Kristian was Morsed by breakfast, answering questions with taps and one prolonged sigh. Morsemanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every pause becomes a signal and every signal an instruction. Manreet went Morsemanned and tapped an elaborate order for crisps on the table. Morteau sausaged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a smoked cylinder seem a reasonable companion for the evening. Kaylan got Morteau sausaged and introduced the supper to everyone at the table. Morton coded adj. Drunk to the extent of compressing every separate thought into one confidently incorrect conclusion. Tyaire became Morton coded and reduced the entire seating plan to a single destination. Morton's forked adj. Drunk on the strength of two contradictory plans, each leading efficiently to the same unpleasant result. Amerigo went Morton's forked and chose between missing the last train and losing his shoes. Morton's syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing forward on one foot as though it had been lengthened. Miata became Morton's syndromed and blamed the carpet for the awkward angle of arrival. Morton's toed adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing the second digit as though it had seniority. Abdellah was Morton's toed and selected shoes according to the authority of his second toe. Mosaical rodded adj. Drunk by closing time, and divining the route home from whichever stick points towards trouble. Jode got Mosaical rodded and used the pool cue to determine which door led outdoors. Mosaicitied adj. Still drunk, and attributing every confident decision to a personal connection with Moses. Jeylianis became Mosaicitied and claimed the cloakroom arrangement had biblical significance. Mosaismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal revelation from a licensing arrangement written on a napkin. Kadiatou went Mosaismed and delivered the bar's closing instructions from the doorway. Mosarwaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint oneself guide, elder and interpreter without being asked. Deadrian got Mosarwaed and led the party towards a village that was plainly a car park.